April 2, 2007

  • edit: Back in NYC! – thank god, a real city where people go out and everything stays open

    I AM NOT ENGAGED!!!

    (i think you need a gf first duh)

      ering

    Some people start calling me at 8am and in my half asleep state the conversation started like this:

    Caller:  Weezy congratulations. You’re engaged?
    Weez:  …..Huh?
    Caller:  You’re getting married?
    weez is still 1/2 asleep and not aware of the topic
    Weez:  Ok uh hum.. sure, and a Pepsi too please. (and then falls back asleep)

    Couple of hours pass and I finally wake up to 3 voice mails and 7 IMs all saying Congratulations on my engagement.

    I know millions of you still have cultural withdrawal, but my name isn’t Gandhi, and in this country we don’t have arranged marriages where someone else makes the engagements and I wasn’t aware of it.
    If memory serves correctly, first a guy needs a girlfriend before there’s any talk of marriage. So hmmm on April 1st, somebody decides to spread the rumour that I was getting married. And suddenly strangers are congratulating me like I wrestled Rosie O’Donell and won. Looks like somebody got April fooled.  Now who came up w/ the idea? And why was I the last to know?  Oh and for you girls who were saddened?….. There’s still hope for you girls haha 

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