March 22, 2007

• I PASSED my Pilots license test! WOOOOOOOO.

  Yes sir! Air Weezy is now available and looking for passengers. It’s about time, I was sick of studying all the Class Bravo airspace (didn’t want to go to restricted airspace and have F-16s shooting me down). And learning all the weather, and steep turns, and different types of landings.  Who wants to go up w/ me?  I can fly ANYWHERE in the country now that I have my license. When all you suckers have to show your driver’s licenses to get into clubs/bars, I’ll show my FAA Government Pilot’s license hehe.

   Temporary Airman Certificate (pilot’s license)

  Logbook, w/ the last entry saying COMPLETE!

   My first picture after I passed!

  Who wants to fly to Vegas w/o dealing w/ all the stupid security checks and sitting in the middle seats while 2 fat Berthas and Merthas are farting on either side of you to SirMixalot’s I like big Butts and I can’t deny song. First class baby, and I’ll even let you guys fly a little.  Or we can go to Niagara Falls, or bring our Snowboards on a 30 minute flight instead of a 4 hour drive somewhere or… Napa Valley Anyone? Sorry pretty skinny girls only (not trying to be mean, Hey I can’t help it, it’s the law of physics, there’s a weight limit to these planes)

  Who wants to join the Mile High Club?

  Oh, btw I invented this new pick up line that works awesome in dance clubs. Has a 30% success rate. Every girl I told it to, said yea that would definitely make them to talk to me.  I wont’ divulge the secret because I know how boring and unoriginal guys are so they WILL steal it. Some guys are so stupid that I was in this club a few weeks ago, and overheard some guys go up to a girl on the dance floor:  “Hi, ummm do you guys like dancing?”  omg L-A-M-E (why does she go to dance floor if she didn’t). Then he ran out of ideas and grabbed the girl by her waist. She ran away, and saw me laughing at what a loser he was, and she ended up talking to me.   Anyways, I’m going to post my “secret weapon” pick up line on a private entry so I can prove I thought of it first.  Years later, I will get credit. Hint:  it’s the only thing that makes a girl smile AND makes all her other gfs on the dance floor laugh and think it’s cute, AND is polite (they like that) AND they can still understand everything even if there’s blaring music, and compliments them all in 8 seconds.  Anyone of my friends who know it, please don’t tell anyone, you know it works!

  Ok, who wants to fly Air Weezy?

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