July 22, 2006

• Weezguy’s World Tour: What do YOU dream of? – What makes you happy?

  
  

  Ok my cherubs. So Im living in cali for now, but yet I don’t know anyone in California, but…. like New Year’s resolutions, summer time is a period in which you decide to do things, or is possibly the culmination of planning. Some plan small (“if I save $2/day I can get a new Playstation by end of summer”), other plan medium (“I’m going to Cancun this summer”), and then, there are life altering plans (“I’m going to lose 400 lbs and be able to see my feet for the first time since kindergarten”).

  
  

   How many of you enjoying working at your job? How many are stuck in a boring or dead bf/gf relationship? Who is sick and tired of doing the same crapover and over, waking up going to work, enjoying 2 days off on the weekends. Anybody think how fast time flies and your are nowhere near where you want to be?  Who waits to be rescued? And how many realize that Prince Charming won’t save you? After driving 4000 miles you think and appreciate a lot. It costs a lot more to travel now that’s for sure, and ugly people are everywhere. Nevertheless, there are beautiful places, and there are sad lonely towns where the only people w/ good teeth are those that stick Chiclets in their gums. 

  
  

   OHIO: My friend said there were a LOT of good looking guys here ( I tend to disagree, more like I dis-don’t care).

  
  

   

  
  

  Cleveland: Home of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (sorry, nighttime pic).

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Sandusky, OH – CedarPoint, home of the tallest roller coaster in America. Stupid blue shirt redneck guy got in the way. This ride was pretty sick. Shoots you up at over 100mph, then you immediately come crashing down. There are 12 roller coasters in this park, if you’re nearby definitely stop by. Who likes roller coasters?

  
  

  Indiana – if I had more time, I’d check on the corn, Indianapolils, the city and the speedway. The Hooiser state, errrrm – what’s a Hoosier?

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Chicago – the skyline. You can see the Sears Tower (the tallest building in America, and up up until mid 90s the tallest building in the world).

  
  

  “Married w/ Children” – remember that TV show? Buckingham Fountain the first scene that show always shows. 

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Some Chrome coloured orb. We decided to take pics of our own reflections like a bunch of Japanese tourists. Look  how stupid we look ahhhhhh.

  
  

  Wisconsin: Land of GreenBay and the Cheeseheads. Lot of old beer breweries used to be here. We stopped at Miluakee to eat.

  
  

   

  
  

  Minnesota: What’s here?  Mall of America (the biggest shopping mall in the country). Girls would love it. Days of shopping. Guys would hate it, days of shopping. Minneapolis/St. Paul Twin cities.  Anybody ever watch, “Little House on the prarie” TV show? Walnut Grove is here.

  
  

   

  
  

   SouthDakota: Who would have thought? We had so much fun in this state. This is where you Citibank credit card holders send you payments to. When I stopped for gas, some guy comes out of a pickup truck, w/ a beard, and hair that has not seen a comb for 13 years looks at my license plate and says “NY huh?”.  Not wanting to be rude (or chopped up and fed to his dogs or dead), I said ”Yes”.  Inside my head I was thinking various ways I COULD have answered:

  
  

  “NY huh?” — “you can read?”
  “NY huh?” — “stupid huh?” (as in, you’re stupid huh?)
  “NY huh?” — “pony tail red neck huh?”
  “NY huh?” — “no shower today huh?”      Man the fun I can have w/ these people if I only had time to spread Weez to the world.

  
  

  

  
  

  Mt Rushmore – Again sometimes that looks more magnificent in person. We walked down to the base of it to get this type of angle. Pretty amazing how those rocks below were once on the mountain. Kind of like an ancient form of plastic surgery.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Crazy Horse: This will one day be more impressive than Mt. Rushmore. The left sculpture (white) is a model of what it will look like. The far ground is the actual mountain. The guy started 57 years ago and is still in progress by his family. In comparison the whole Mt Rushmore is only the size of his head. Definitely go see this.

  
  

   We took a helicopter ride. So cheap, it advertised $29.95 for a sampler flight. We had to stop to try. Crazy horse from view of helicopter.

  
  

   

  
  

    

  
  

  Wyoming: Look behind the picture. It is flat. There were NO cars, no traffic, nothing. I couldn’t resist.  I took my car up to 150mph, yes I’m not joking, I have witnesses. I would take a picture of the speedometer but I felt living was a little more important. What a rush. After I hit 150, I stomped on the brakes for a good 15 seconds and we slowed down, phew I thought down to 70mph. I looked at the speedo and I was still going 120. crazy. Later when my friend drove, she hit 120, but was pulled over by a state trooper going 102. For some reason she didn’t like that state,hmm wonder why. If you are trying to be edgy or sophisticated, you would NEVER put a rodeo cowboy as your state’s logo no?

  
  

  Colorado: Home of Denver, where a lot of people go for the best mountains to ski in America.

  
  

   Coors Brewery: This is how Coors gets it’s pure Rocky mountain water, and finds a way to get people drunk and puke nationwide. It all starts here. Btw, I washed my hands in the water input river for fun, let me know how your Coors tastes.

  
  

   Packaging area.

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   New Mexico: This is when the temperature started to get hot.  And for those who aren’t ignorant, this is how weather gets tempermental. When you have a cold front approaching a really hot area, things like Thunderstorms, lightning, Tornadoes, downpours happen. In this case, we got a really crazy experience.  We were driving and it was 90 degrees, then suddenly we see a HUGE black cloud on our way to Alburquque. As we drove we saw miles of lightening, then SUDDENLY we see this:  What’s all this ice all the sudden? And why is it so bumpy?

  
  

  HAIL – We JUST missed a major hailstorm by 5 minutes.  If we drove 5 minutes faster we would have been in the middle of it. For those who don’t know what hail is, it is ICE that falls from the sky.  In this case, it was the size of marbles. Now I know some of you like snow, but when you have ice that falls from miles above at huge speeds, it does a LOT of damage.  A lot of cars were on the side of the road w/ their windshields cracked and hoods bent because of all the damage. Hail occurs during violent storms, where the wind takes the raindrops back up in the atmosphere where it is cold, and freezes, comes back down, gains moisture, then may be taken back up again freezes, where it gets bigger and bigger. Sometimes hail is the size of softballs, but luckily that didn’t happen this time. That was pretty impressive. It kind of reminds me of girls. Some are as nice as snowflakes and gentle. And sometimes you got slammed hard by Mamasitas and other ice cold large behemouths.

  
  

  New Mexico: I thought in Mexico kids played in the dirt. But in NEW Mexico, umm they still play in dirt. We passed an elementary school and the only difference between the schoolyard and a construction site, was that the schoolyard had swings on it. There was no concrete, grass or anything. Here is a Space Museum we passed by. Notice the rocket in the back of the regular transportation here. You would think they would invent cars, or McDonald’s around here.

  
  

   

  
  

  Arizona: This is one of the fastest growing regions of America, the Southwest. Phoenix (and Scottsdale) particularly. Apparently people enjoy running towards Sun and beauty (kind of like the old Baywatch).

  
  

   

  
  

  Petrified Forest – Millions and I mean like over 200 million years ago, instead of a desert, Arizona was once a jungle swampland. For some unknown reason, some devestation caused thousands and thousands of tree to fall into the river and got carried to the seabed. The logs fell to the bottom where minerals were absorbed by the wood. The logs laid dormant for millions of years until they were exposed by either weather patterns or geological shifts in the earth’s plates. These minerals crystalized. Now these logs are no longer wood, but beautiful crystals. Over the years, people have came and used dynamite to blow up these logs and destroy the once beautiful forest for souvenirs. Lucky it’s now a National Park where it’s illegal to do so.

  
  

   We bought our souvenirs, LEGALLY.

  
  

  On the right is the WigWam Motel. These are TeePees where you can actually stay the night, w/ all the modern conviences. It has electricity, TV, Air Conditioning, windows etc. etc. pretty cool.

  
  

  
  
   

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

  Grand Canyon: I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. There is no way a picture can show the depth of it’s magnificancy. It is so big, it can fit 2 Mamasitas ( and her clothes).

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
   

  
  

   Driving: Ok, here’s a quick sketch of what happens when you drive in the desert a lot. Notice, I am wearing a grey t-shirt, and green shorts. The white is the car structure. When you drive a lot, you are exposured thru sun in the windows. Your thigh is protected by your shorts, and your shins are protected by socks and the bottom of the dash. However, your KNEE is exposed to the sun after driving for hours. As a result you have……..

  
  

  
  

  
  
   

  
  

  Burnt Knees: How am I going to explain this to California girls I meet? “uhhh, I don’t know how to tan, can you show me?” or “I am a World Cup star it’s just bruises from practicing so much”. Ok, NOT sexy at all. How stupid do I look? I have better luck winning a drag queen contest….. oh wait.

  
  

   Nevada

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  Las Vegas, need I say more?  Gambling, attractions, shows, food. Party capital of the world.
  When I was in Vegas, I did something stupid really dumb dumb and oh yea stupid.  I went to wash my shorts in the laundry.  When I took it out, I noticed my shorts were heavy.  Well that’s because I washed my camera.  I’m as dumb as an idiot that pulls his pants down to count to 11. Well there goes the rest of the pictures. I had to get the last ones from friends.

  
  

   

  
  

  California: WEEEE.  When driving thru Mojave Desert Death Valley the Temperature went from 127 degrees down to 76 by the time we hit LA.  Here is my friend sitting down at Santa Monica Promenade, and got his fortune read by a psychic Cat for $2. Haha what a loser. Taking orders from a pus*y, tsk tsk. Look at the passerbys staring and laughing.

  
  

  Has anyone ever been to LePrive?  If you see a guy just sitting there by himself at a table don’t run.  I just don’t know anyone haha. Actually a couple of us went but it was really crowded, and we didnt like having a table at the back so we left. One day.

  
  

  Things to note when you explore. There is soooo much to see, and so little time. So many nice people and so many bad ones. When you travel it makes you think a lot. Don’t complain in life, do something about it. Be nice to people (even the ugly ones), I found out they have feelings too (jk).  Try something new. Try a new job. If you see a cute guy w/ a wonderfully cheeky Xanga, ladies you should go hang out w/ him.

  
  

  Ok so now that I’m trying out to see if it’s fun or not, I will try some new things. like errr be nice to people, learn to be fake like them, dye my hair blonde?  I want to play guitar.  Oh I passed this cute little airport.  Anybody interested in taking flying lessons? Somebody teach me what’s fun in LA

  
  

  Coming next:  hmm future Weezguy adventures. Suggestions?  I may write about some serious bad stuff happening in the economy, or on a lighter note…. observations of stupid people.

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