June 5, 2005
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Land of the Stupid and the Plenty
OK, after being the nice cordial kind gentleman I am, I got a flat tire after being so kind as to drive a female friend home since it was so late. Bammm flat tire (no spare tire) and $300 to replace. Sooooo what do I do? Less than 2 weeks later, being the kind but misguided gentleman I am, I drive someone home (since it was dangerous late at night) and on the way home, this time BAMMM 2 flat tires ($300 each). Yes TWO. And one of them was the one I JUST replaced w/ only like 10 miles on it. Let me illustrate driving late at night stupidity:
Photo1: The way a normal person should do. Avoid pothole. Move arms on steering wheel.
Photo2: A gentleman w/ honour tired from driving someone in distress not paying attention to road. Lazy to move arms, BOTH wheels on same side hit same pothole and causes double damage.
Now, here is the conundrum. What the hell is a guy supposed to do? Be an ass and not take her home?, or being a nice guy and (at the rate i’m going) spend $900/month on tires. Sadly nice guys do finish last arghhh. For that money I could have booked a room at the Astoria, lavish a girl w/ all the amenities and get like a free lobster to boot (and pillow mints). Some say being in a relationship takes its toll, but single guy wining/dining antics are just as costly.
oh and btw: Not having spare tires, and driving flat tires in a tunnel at 10 miles per hour really pisses people off. People would say 4 letters words to me on the left side as I cowardly hid my torso as low as I could (I looked like a blind midget just hovering above the windshield horizon)
and the Reward
Looks like once in a while you get a windfall. One of my friend’s father used to own a video store and closed it down. As a result she gave the entire collection of the video store (they closed the store like 4-5 years ago). So I have probably every damn movie in the 90s.
I have more movies than those poor people have zits on the Proactive anti-acne commercials. Does anybody want to come over and help me watch? I am nice, I am kind, I will provide popcorn and refreshments. Bring ur friends. I am fun I am a hoot. Just don’t let me watch alone haha. Let me know what movie you want to see and I’ll check the database (floor). But I’m not sure if I can afford to drive you home…. 
oh and if u want a cheesy movie I probably won’t watch, just ask, u can probably have it for free.
Comments (51)
Hey what a coincidence. I had a flat tire on friday afternoon but I had a spare. The only worse thing is I changed the spare in the rain.
hahaha, nice database. be a gentleman and lie that u left the car at home, and sell those movies at blockbusters to buy new tires
awh.. no more exciting drives home from jeff.. your rides home were always fun..
lol. the only difference between your driving and the video games is that there are no flat tires and $900 expenses.
dude… mebbe u need to improve ur driving skillz? =X
awwwww…. drop them off far away from their home like someone did to me at 4am once? hehehe.
i’m so afraid i’ll get a flat tire cuz it’s like..one of those things you can’t control. if you drive 6 mos with bad brakes like i did..at least you know your brakes are bad but the tire thing can come out of no where.
those are some pretty damn expensive tires you bought too.
i love the organisation you’ve got going on with the movies..the floor does it best.
sorry to hear that. but you are a gentleman.
aiyah!! $300 for a tire?? U poor thing. Don’t u have AAA? Hmm…movies eh? I’m sure there’s a lot of movies I missed in the 90′s.
poor poor jeffoo….. sorry about your tires, and yes… i’ll be there monday to watch movies with you!
Ah! How I love to stroll down memory lane…
wooh, how did you get so many movies?
awwww poor jeffina for being so darn nice!!
do you have breakfast at tiffany’s!??! i never saw that one
awwww weezie, you were being a good friend. friends are worth 900 bucks no? hahaha
try getting in to an accident at 5am that came out to 2000 damage.
with a PERMIT.
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(while being forced to drive a friend to DMV, that is)
U are the rare (sadly) gentleman! Get a spare tire asap. Luv yo drawings!
nicE demonstration (=
whoa…that`s alot of money. but it`s worth helping a person..right? lol, maybe not. comment back!
lol nice illustations .. make me think twice before getting in the same car as you again
and I’m moving into Hadley. I’ll be expecting a housewarming gift from you
oops accidentally commented on your age with my friend’s username .. that last comment was from me btw!
and you got 2 more eprops from my mistake 
yes at 1 in the morning cuz the friend was a non US resident so she had to get on line eaaarrly in the morning. crazy. yes i know.
woooooo,. are there any good porns?//
i’ll come over and watch.. well, since there’ll be popcorn and everything.. keke..
Dirty Dancing… do u have???
Let’s party this weekend!
arghh.. i’m sooooo sorry jeff! i owe you dimsums for life.
haha if you invite me i’l go watch movies with you and brad is a bonus he goes where i go and vice versa, life is merry with more people! hahahahah you should have a video party at your place brad and i took bartending lessons so we can mix the basic drinks for ya! ^_^ hehehe ciao
thanx…. and you leave right in union sq I should of called you out to get it.
thanks, but are they dirty? guy keyboards tend to be sticky icky. but yea, mine is still in working condition, i’m thinking i might just try and find another wireless to buy =p but thnx for the offer.
1 prop for stupidity, 1 prop for kindness =o) drive alert & sober next time. hmm…you didn’t get any flats driving me home before…*phew* oooh..as far as the movies go…i’ll get back to u on that one…
lol poor weezzzzy! i think you should call the government on that one! they should fix that bad boy!! i feel for ya! how have you been!!
oh btw very nice illustrations! +BigPOO+
haha good job… was it worth taking those girls home? u should tell them to pay up w/their bodies. nice guys shouldn’t finish last.
nEed tickets for avb??
why do you have spare new keyboards laying around? and also, thas a shiet load of vids.
I couldn’t find the damn shoe, oh wellz… lillian saved the day, she came and brought some shoes for me.
Hey you coming this Friday?
+SMILE2+
you crack me up jeff…it’s angela by the way. i’m new to xanga..yay!
i love weezguy, he’s so funny +HEART+
hmm i want pretty women! can i have that ??????
dumass. driving a girl home late at night does not give you flats. you should be a better driver and avoid potholes. mmmkay??? +KiSS+
you going to the BBQ on saturday? if you are, can you give me a ride? we can avoid potholes together and since it’s broad daylight, we can see them! =P
rambling… isn’t that what xanga is for??
you will still get good karma for being a fantabulous friend.
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im so wanted? haha hellooo you… do u have another cool costume to show?
girls growin up…that was an interesting post. there are exceptions, aren’t there. there are women in their late 20s who still want to sleep around, even in their 30s, maybe even their 40s. or perhaps i’m just watching too much “sex and city”.
-chloe
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omg…you`re a guy? lol…all this time i thought you were a GIRL..LMAO +SMILE4+
that`s alot of movies..almost as much as the movies i have (=..
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You drove them home at these gas prices? dont pretend u dont have a soft spot
Your “friend” must love/hate you a lot to unload Police Academy 1-8 on you.
did you drove me home once??? I WANNA WATCH MOVIES!!!!
hmm… i could take your idea into consideration.. thank ya! =)