November 1, 2003

• The FUNNIEST Xanga ever! (pictures)

  
  

  I won the XO/View Halloween Costume contest @ Supper Club in Times Square. But how did I win? In 2001 I dressed up as a girl (left) I was a little inebriated (notice where this guy’s hand is). The next year, I dressed up as a girl wearing a girl’s costume (cheerleader). Now how do we bring that to the next level? So this year, let’s try dressing up as an ugly guy pretending to wear a girl’s costume. Don’t worry, next year it’ll be different.

  
  

   2001   2002

  
  

  To demonstrate the power of thought and evolution let’s follow the steps necessary shall we? Below you will find the ingredients necessary as evolved from the Oct 27th entry: A. False gold tooth dentures ($20) B. Horse’s ass hair wig ($15) C. Costume store kit ($30) D. Unshaven stubble ($0 for extra ugly halloween look)  E.  Scary ass White glow contact lense ($20).

  
  

      

  
  

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  Take the above ingredients, and mix into a large bowl, add 3 tablespoons creativity, 1/2 sweat, and 10 gallons of BALLS and guts and you will end up with a final result of:

  
  

   Ugly Wonder Woman

  
  

       Wonder Woman (me) Playing DDR movie (click here)

  
  

  Did y’all click the above blue link? Ok ok, now that y’all had fun watching the movie, I’m glad I gave you some type of entertainment.  Remember, this is Halloween and I do it just for fun and is NOT a normal day. The rest of the days I’ll just wear a bandana to cover my humility. 

  
  

  After I got dressed, I took this outfit towards the subway. Utter shock and laughter as I wore this out on the sidewalk. Kids, adults, Non English speaking taxi drivers pointed w/ disbelief. Black guys cheering me on (GOOO Wonder WOMANNNN!) They made me bring out my lasso.  Then onto the N, R train to Times Sq. Walking down to the platform, getting stuck at the Metrocard reader, waiting for the subway as tons of other trains stopped and 100′s of people stared, pointed, giggled, whispers and cried (and a couple of people made me take pictures).  Then the subway came, and sat down on the seat after someone got up (only when you wear women’s shorts do you realize how warm the seats are after someone just got up). Then, more snickering, pointing, as we reached Times Sq. and walked 5 blocks up Broadway. 1000′s of more people pointing, laughing, and let’s just say I wasn’t wearing a jacket. Approached the party and followed w/ more laughter as some people actually recognized me. Let’s just summarize and say, everyone who saw me puased, stared, laughed did double takes etc. etc., and basically made me feel really self conscious.  I’m just happy I didn’t get aroused the whole night (no where to hide).

  
  

  

  
  

  Well to all of those who saw me at the XO party, thank you for voting for me. 

  
  

  Here’s the link to the guy I narrowly beat in the costume party: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Chumo

  
  

   If you guys would like pictures, email me at weezguy@aol.com and I’ll email you pics.  BTW, everyone said they screamed and voted for me, so I spent pretty much all the money buying everyone drinks as a thank you.  Where’s the next adventure at? 

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