June 29, 2003
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Weezguy is getting famous:
OK, some of you may have seen my cnbc TV commercial, Magazine articles, and mentions on other websites. But you KNOW you hit it big time when you get your OWN lunchbox.
Yummy, I’m gonna pack KimChee in this lunchbox and bring it to class. Do you think i’ll be more or less popular?
Anyways, on a wider appeal note, here’s a public service message for all of you who HATE MOSQUITOS, from my good friend JP
Mosquito Remedy:
So you don’t like those pesky mosquitoes? Especially now that they have the potential to carry the West_Nile Virus among yellow fever, and maybe even trading blood w/ your fat ass next door neighbor? Well have we got a solution fo you!!
Put some water on a white dinner plate and add a couple of drops of Lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area (or for you lazy people, next to your bed). I don’t know what kind of sick pleasure that “fresh lemon” scent Joy is, but the mosquitoes flock to them like flies to poop. After drinking that “lemonade” they drop dead shoftly after and usually within 10 feet from the plate (can you imagine putting this next to you while sleeping and waking up w/ 32538 dead mosquitoes on top of you?) Pass this along to you friends who have this secret pleasure of watching mosquitoes die.
* A public service announcement from the one and sadly not ONLY Weezguy
Actually Weezer was a very popular group circa 1995 and hit #2 with their Buddy Holly song and their “Happy Days” video was on MTV for months on end. Here is a link for details. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/weezer.html
Comments (29)
okay. i’m gonna try this and if it doesn’t work, you’re a dead man :D
LoLz! u gots yo own lunch box!
and wow, sounds like a good remedy…they like to attack me in the summer
thx jeffina! 
jeff…does dat realli work? hahaha imma try it :)
see, the bad part about the mosquito-keep-away-thing is that the mosquitoes will flock to the vicinity of the joy-doused plate, and the general area of where the person will be staying. so while the joy-doused plate will be as and/or equally appetizing as lets say, the fat lard, both parties are prone to get some blood sucking action via mosquitoes. its ok. when im god, and soon will be, they will do my bidding, serving as mercenaries carring out my evil deeds on the human race. Muahahaha =)
God Jeff I hope u didn’t think I write this thing myself, I just got it from a friend and copy and paste it, I never tried it myself, maybe the real author will sue me for copyright, :rolleyes:
thanks for the tip!
i got alot of betty boop stuff…i claim i’m betty boop!!!
n yes i own some lunch boxes myself..kekeke
i totally like the ‘sweater song’ by weezer….its the original…its what made me buy their first album and go to their concerts! =P
thanks for the bug tip….ill make sure to slather myself with joy next time im out so i can make people like YOU back off. =P HAHHAHAA (jk)
Nice tip, will it work on annoying stupid people as well?
if the person is stupid enough to drink the lemon joy, then yes it will work ;)
:star: this one deserves :eprop: :eprop: eprops~
wow u are hitting big tym dude…
I Like Weezer.. ever hear their song “Island In the Sun?” It’s really good, try to DL it..
Very happy, makes you want to drink Pina Coladas and skip down the street
Jeff you are so funny, u could make a simple paragraph into hillariously comical :star: :eprop:
Were you really on TV commercials and Magazines? Or just that weezer or weezguy?
:D I’m glad there are Weezer fans out there! thank you thank you
yes i was on a tv commercial on cnbc (i know some of you saw me :p) and like some korean mag
but hmm, should i send out the sex articles to those women mags?
Lunchboxes are IN!
puahahhahaa…. we still gotta party ya know!…. aiiiiii life is gettin’ painful again…. i still have yet to write the article about drunk asians! :D
wuuut up dude, happy 4th of july hope u saw the firework on ur roof vewwie preetttyyy
time to update jeff!
HEY INGERRR FINGERRRR… anyways, hope u will get the chance to come bak to HK to visit… FUCK DA SARS… and i trust u to leave my sister jerkie in ur hands… ahahha! =) man, i’m leavin for at least half a year so no more seein u at parties only to have u laff at my “ghettoness…” ^-^
:worried:
haha cute :frusty:
hahaha
:rolleyes: great tip, I’ll do that….hahahaha
Weezguy! Haven’t spoken to ya for soooooo long! Sup? Ok, KIT. Hope you’re enjoying your summer…ooo, your own lunchbox,
Peace~
I am sooo going to try that lemon joy trap! thanks weezy. :cool: oh yea and I’m sure you’ll be more popular but I don’t know if it’ll be a good kind of popular. :shutup:
Jeff…that mosquito tip better work, cuz i’m gonna try it even though it’s kinda late since they’ve already eaten up my blood…anyways, see you this week (juss like all the other weeks haha) :eek: and oO yeah go buy something to put on ur wall, it’s sooooo plain and boring! :rolleyes:
lol…. found u Jeff~! how is goin? :D
u need to update jeff…
wor..da lunchboxes’ cool! gee…u guarantee it works?gross tho…2 wake up next 2 a mosquito-toppin’ cake lolx…
SEXXXXXXXXY MOMMAaaaaaaaaaaaaa…