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GoodBye 2006 - Recap - What are YOUR resolutions? Be honest

Another friggin year has gone and past and we've done nothing but get closer to osteoporosis, I can feel my bones turning brittle as I type w/ this ergonomic keyboard.  Every year people feel sad that another year has passed so quickly and they vow to do something positive the next year. "Umm, I'm going to quit smoking" or "I'm going to lose weight" , or "I'll sleep w/ less than 100 guys" but you know people don't change.

So what are YOU going to do this year?  Are you going to study for once? Or get up off that couch? Are you going to spend weekends crying over the same people getting sick on those Korean Dramas?  How about breaking up w/ that loser guy just cuz you had nothing (nobody) else better to do?  Well technically you could have changed things immediately but sometimes people are just lost like sperm deciding to turn left or right in the fallopian tube, so they need a specific date. And for most people that is January 1st.  Make a LIST of things you want to accomplish and DO THEM.  Some things are a checklist item (like passing a test, DONE), some things are ongoing (I will workout every week), but these tend to fail because it requires maintenance just like dating a Goldigger.  My tip, for NEXT year, pick some goals that can be accomplished, instead of things that are never quite done.

Here are some example things that CAN be DONE: 
1. Pass the CPA exam: spend all of your time studying until you get it and pass: Done
2. I don't' want to be a virgin anymore: Spend $100 at the corner. DONE
3. I don't want to be ugly anymore: Spend $20,000 in Korea plastic surgery. DONE

Here are some examples of things that can never be DONE:
1.  I want to be skinny:  You know the moment you lose 50 pounds you're going to celebrate by eating that Cheesecake, and your weight will appear and disappear like Britney Spears panties.  NOT DONE
2.  I'm going to quit drinking:   How can you alcohalics stop drinking when peer pressure keeps you going? You can't just reach a moment and say you're done. You have to say no the rest of your life. NOT DONE
3. I'm going to fall in love w/ someone for their insides:  Buzzer sounds: bzzzzzz Wrong answer. How can you be happy w/ someone when your panties get wet whenever someone you really want approaches? If you've been in a desert for 3 days and finally find some water, what you going to do? ......  That's right you're going to drink that water like you never thought you'd ever get it again.   Answer?  NOT DONE. 

Moral of story: Putting yourself in a Winning position. Pick things that can be accomplished. That way you can say, yes I've done a lot.

My past goals for 2006:

1. Travel and move to a new city to explore. - Drove from NYC to LA saw 20 states. Went to Korea yay.
2. Try to be nice person - Not Done, ok sorry I can't help being my cheeky self.
3. Stop being shy and have balls to go up to girls for dates - Met some really nice ones, but only after I drank.
4. Take Wine classes - DONE, little did I know 45 yr old ladies got tipsy in class and umm were very touchy.
5. Take Guitar Lessons - NOT DONE, I can read notes and everything but only learned like 3 hours worth
6. Take Performance Driving school - DONE. Nothing like driving and drifting expensive cars. I'll teach you guys difference between Physical and Mental driving in a future article.
7. Take Acting Classes:  DONE - I've had self discovery
8. Find a non-psycho girlfriend:  IMPOSSIBLE?  Oh well came close, I tried.
9. Get Airplane Pilot's License:  Still taking the airplane classes, hopefully get my pilots license soon (pending)
10. Spend more time w/ family - OK so I'm a mama's boy. STFU!   I love you mommy
11. Retire and Stop Working -  I put this on my list every year, oh well keep trying.

What are your goals? And suggest something for me to add for 2007.

Weezguy's Guide to Wine Pairing (impress your dates)

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Wine Pairing w/ food

Ok, so on this quest to be a well rounded individual (as in mind and soul, not well rounded belly), I've been taking these Flying, Acting and Wine Pairing classes.  I know I haven't written a Guide to article in a while (stupid Halloween always permeates my direction).  I've went on wine pairing dates w/ some people and it was pretty fun.

How many of you out there "want" to know about wine and how to choose them? You guys always say "uhhh one day I'd like to learn".  Well take your work/study break folks. Turn the computer monitor to the side so your boss won't see you reading this. In 15 minutes you will learn how to:
1. Look Snooty: and look down upon those who didn't read Weezguy's Guide To Wine Guide
2. Look Sexy/Educated: "Wow that guy is so culturally sophisticated"
3. Not get laughed at by the wine steward errr I mean, sommelier when you order the wrong type of wine at a fine dining establishment even tho he says "excellent choice".
4. Enhance the dining experience: Food and wine tastes fine (cool that rhymes), but when combined just right, it brings both to a new level. It's like cooking, get the perfect match of food spices and the right wine to unlock the layers of flavours and it gets it's own reward. Or something simpler: sex is better together (rhymes) than by yourselves.
5. And most importantly:  Charm the knickers off the girl. That's the hidden meaning behind dates right?  I mean, has anyone ever thought of how stupid it is that a girl is willing to get drunk because wine sounds sophisticated and Olde English 40oz doesn't?  (jk girls I love you all, umm well most of you) 

Now, I'm going to preface everything by saying, I am a beginner so I am relaying information I learned in class, in a practical  (you dumb ass, get it right)  way.  I am DUMBING it down a lot so you guys can benefit from my work and research. These are GENERALIZATIONS and there are always exceptions. In countries outside the USA, wine is offered everywhere and is drank all the time.  Only in the States, do we make it sound like some Exotic, Expensive hobby with an air of mystery to them.  Don't you love it when the French waiter says "diaf ioewowe jwoef wblahblahiww ejowjfw w" whatever, and you nod your head like a bobble head doll just so you can pretend that you understand and don't want to be a fool?  Truth be told, there are as many great $10 bottles of wine, as there are awful $100 bottles.  Restaurants love to price wine because they can mark it up 500%  They'll pay $7 a bottle, and charge you $35 for it.  And of course if you want to haggle like a cheap loser in a posh establishment, you lost ANY depth of character you gained from ordering wine in the first place (oh, plus the girl won't dig you either). But I'm not here to bitch and moan like a 1973 Ford Pinto.  Off to wine we go!

Since this article is about Wine Pairing, we are looking for wines that are paired w/ good food. I'm not going to teach you the history, the grape or something you know you're not going to remember anyways. This is to help you losers look smart. There are some wines that taste great on their own, and there are some awful tasting wines isolated, but when paired w/ food, opens up to many levels and are delicious. Beware of some mumbo jumbo idiots who proclaim "I only like dry wines" or "I have a sweet tooth and want a sweet wine". Wrong wrong wrong.  Now you can be the snob and laugh at these losers. The key to wine pairing is to achieve that perfect balance. If you have spicy foods, you need some sweeter wine to take the edge off. Meanwhile artichokes and asparagus makes white wines sweeter, therefore you have to start w/ something like a dry Sauvignon Blanc to help curtail this.

The easiest way to learn something is knowing what NOT to order.  What does that mean?  Imagine you're dating a girl w/ medium size breasts. You're not sure if you like the girl you have.  Now.... go to Asia for like a month.  When you come back, those medium size breasts now have extra value. See?  Ok, now, like I said there are exceptions, but when you're a beginner just throw these out for now and work on better stuff.  3 simple rules to help:

1. Do not touch White Zinfandels (as opposed to regular tasty Zinfandels) which were made to get rid of extra Zinfandel grapes. It became the gaudy "thing to drink" like wine coolers used to be. Girls love the colour, but foodwise it's crap. Roses (pronounced Ro-Zay) are similar colour but actually tastes great when matched.
2. I also stay away from Chardonnays especially California ones which has too much oak flavor. Again, they sell well and people like to drink it on its own, but for wine pairing, the oak and limitations of the grapes, make other varietals better choices.
3. Merlot: bye bye. It's hot, it's classy, sounds nice. Great right?  Nope, now you know better, there are better pairings.  Isn't it fun?  You now know some things to stay away from and next time you go to the restaurant, you can see some fools pretend they know what you're doing and now have a feeling of being Snooty knowing they are clueless, and the waiters are laughing too. Score for you.  Ok, recap, NO White Zinfandels, Chardonnays (except maybe the French if you have to), Merlots, oh the heck w/ it, I'm just going to stay away from all American wines, until they get the reputation to STOP making their wines smell like oak all the time.

To make it easy, we'll just simplify and categorize some wines.  We'll start from Light to "Stronger" wines.  The "heavier" the type of food you eat, the stronger the type of wine to complement it. For example, steamed vegetables are very light, and greasy thick steak need something to stand up to it. Think about it, if you're a 225 lb tall fat woman, do you think you can date a 5'foot 110 lb, wimp? Oh hellz no.  You are NOT going to drink that Sauvignon Blanc w/ that T-bone.
You need Fat w/ Fat.

Light Bodied Whites: Champagne, Pinot Gris/Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc
Full Bodied Whites: Viogner, Chablis, Chardonnay
Light Bodied Reds: Rose, Pinot Noir, Zinfandel
Full Bodied Reds: Syrah, Bordeaux, Cabernet Sauvignon

White meat w/ white wines, and red meat w/ red wine is a basic guideline, but it all depends on how it's prepared, the sauces, spices used etc. So light reds w/ certain fish or chicken is ok, white w/ pork yadda yadda it all depends.

  When some of you are lucky enough to go on a date, try picking a place that actually has a wine list (not the place that has 3 wines available that just happens to be Chardonnay, White Zinfandel, and Cabernet).  When they ask you if you'd like a drink first, do NOT be pressured to order a wine right away.  Make those waiters actually wait.  Decide on your food selection before you order the wine.  It's like buying some baby girl clothes, and THEN finding out the sonogram didn't show the penis and you have a boy instead.  Wrong Wrong Wrong.

If the restaurant (which represents YOU) has any class, if you order by the bottle (not by the glass), the waiter or sommelier will show you the bottle, check to make sure it's the bottle you ordered, including the vintage.  They will open the bottle, pour a little in your glass. Hold the glass by the STEM, not the bowl.  98.6F of body heat does not help the temperature nor flavour of the wine. Do you ever hold ice cream stick by the middle? No, you hold it by the stick. And why? Because you hot little hoochies will make the ice cream melt if you touch the ice cream directly. Take a look at the wine, does it look cloudy? or look weird? Mix the wine a little in the glass to persuade a little aroma out of it as it gets trapped within the shape of the glass. Take a sniff, if it smells like cork, send it back. Sometimes the cork degrades (especially in older vintages) and the wine gets affected. However, most of the wines are a couple of years old and if stored correctly should be no problem. If it smells nice, take a sip and see if there's nothing wrong w/ it.  Remember, some wines are meant to be paired w/ food. It may taste bad by itself, but when combined w/ food tastes heavenly.

To appreciate wine pairing, the best thing is to try the WRONG combinations.  Try scallops w/ some Cabernet Sauvignon, or some Pinot Grigio and steak.  It will taste sour, metallic, heavy, disgusting, just like a vagina w/ yeast infection 4 days without a shower while wearing tight leather pants that won't let it breathe.  Then try the CORRECT wine pairing, and it will sing in your mouth (just as if that vagina took a shower, applied Vagisil, waited for it to clear, then another shower, blow dry, a diet full of vegetables, and then one last shower).  Take a bit of whatever food you're eating, chew, swirl the flavour around your mouth, and just as you're about to swallow, sip the wine and see what kind of reaction you feel (w/ both the wrong, and w/ the correct pairing).

Here are some tips:

White wines taste metallic (yuck) w/ oily (gray) parts of steakfish (salmon, bluefish, tuna)
Red wines taste metallic w/ vinegar (some salad dressings), shellfish and snails
Red wine tannins are softened w/ pepper and fat. Red meat needs the tannic grip to cleanse the palate of the big meaty flavour.
Salty foods needs sweet wines.
Spicy foods need light, low alcohol, sweet wines. High alcohol wines increases the burn, sugar cools them.
High acid foods (tomato, citrus) needs high acid wines.
Champagne is bad w/ caviar or smoked salmon. However, very dry champagne, may be fine.
Champagne goes very well w/ fried, or salty foods, eggs, soups, salads, sashimi, tempura.

Salads: Always white wine, highly acidic dressings, need some light white wine such as Sauvignon Blanc, Dry Rieslings, dry Champagne. Avoid sweet wines.

Shellfish: Sauvignon Blanc, Chenin Blanc, Rieslings, Chablis (sweeter Lobster and King Crab), Sparking Wine, avoid American Sauvignon Blanc (Fume Blanc).

Shellfish (Sauteed and Fried): When you fat heads decide to add butter, try some Middle Rieslings, a sparkling Vouray.

Delicate fish like flounder, trout, sea bass, halibut etc, served w/ delicate sauces needs a more delicate wine.  How about a Chablis or Riesling?

Fatty Fish: Salmon, Tuna, Swordfish, anchovies, sardines. Just like Big Mama, you're going to need some help here. Heavier whites and even some light Reds. Pinot Gris, Chenin Blanc, Riesling, Viognier. Reds can help here also, Pinot (don't say the noir), Cabernet Franc, Barbera

Italian: Just like when you can't figure out why he's with that ugly girl?  It's Amore.... Red bold tomato sauce? Try some light reds: Chianti, Zinfandel, Pinot, Syrah, Cabernet Franc.
Non tomatoey (is that a word?) heavy cream sauce? Cut the think cream w/ some light acidic Savignon Blanc.

Picnics: say you're old and/or cheap, and instead of pulling out your wallet, you decide to woo her w/ some sandwiches, salad and a picnic basket.  Summertime lightness bring out the lighter fruity reds. Zinfandel (NOT WHITE Zinfandel), and some Rose (pink like White Zinfandel, but refreshing).

Spicy foods: as mentioned, LOW alcohol (like what you give to a recovering alcoholic) w/ sweetness is what you want. Think about it, do you pour gasoline on a fire? Try some Riesling.

Chinese Food: hmmm complex flavours, just like Chinese math students. Stick w/ some food friendly wines like Riesling (again), Cabernet Franc, Pinot (noir for you ADD students), Rose (Rooow Zay).

Japanese: Kinky (like their teenage girls). We have Sushi, the pure essence of poor screaming fish who gets their bodies sliced away while alive. Riesling, sparkling wine (not sweet Champagne), Sauvignon Blanc, think of it as a 80 yr old Trailer Park mom,  Dry and White.
Tempura?:  Light fried, needs some light sparkling wine. Champagne is fine too
Teriyaki: lighter meats like chicken, seafood, and pork get a Riesling. Beef something a little heavier like a lighter red. Cabernet Franc, maybe a Pinot?

BBQ?  I prefer a nice Zinfandel (again NOT White). Maybe a Pinot Noir. Ohh, w/ sweety tangy sauces? Meat and Syrah I like together. Has a little peppery flavour.

Ahhh Big Meats:  Who can stand up to a Bouncer at a club?  You need a big friend.  Whether you're eating heavy beef steaks, Lamb, Game meat, or even duck you may need to bring out the Big Gun.  CABERNET SAVIGNON. Now, this is kind of like your SEXIEST Victoria's Secret underwear.  You do NOT use this except on special occasions.  You don't use it for everyday. But when that husband of yours gets limp, or is thinking of leaving you, you bring this thing out.  Cabernet Sauvignon is difficult to pair because it's heavy heavy, (which is why sometimes you leave it in the wine cellar for 20 years). But when the job calls for it, bring it on! Drink it w/ the heaviest fattest meats because this thing will kill fish, salads, shellfish, geeks, 10 yr old condoms,  anything that is too wimpy to taste good w/ it.

I know this is like 3rd grade and you're trying to memorize a new multiplication table, so I just memorize maybe 3 or 4 types of wines for what types of foods, and stick w/ that. That way you'll feel safe, and look like you know what you're talking about even if you don't.  And even if you don't, just pretend to your date that you do. It's called marketing I believe.  About a year ago, this FOB came to the States, and I said to her "in this country, it is the woman who pays the meal".  And before I knew it, she used her credit card and bought me dinner.  Well slap me silly, I wasn't going to make her pay for it, but she handed the credit card to the waiter before I knew what was happening.  They should have more FOBs come here if that were the case.

So far I've taken some people out for wine pairing. It is a fun experience.  I went to this place where they had Tapas, and we ordered like 7 different plates and 5 glasses of wine to experiement how they tasted.  Since I'm new to California,  anybody want to experiment Wine Pairing?  I'll be in NYC too, let me know your schedules. Oh, and never fly drunk (because the plane doesn't have a refrigerator).

Nice fun date song: Dancing in the moonlight

"Dancing In The Moonlight" is a song which appears on the 1973 King Harvest album Dancing in the Moonlight. The title track was released in 1973, and was King Harvest's only hit song. It reached #13 on the Billboard Hot 100

we get it on most every night
when that moon gets big and bright
it's supernatural delight
everybody was dancing in the moonlight

everybody here is out of sight
they dont bark and they dont bite
they keep things loose, they keep things light
everybody was dancing in the moonlight

dancing in the moonlight
everybodys feeling warm and bright
it's such a fine and natural sight
everybodys dancing in the moonlight

we like our fun and we never fight
you cant dance and stay uptight
its supernatural delight
everybody was dancing in the moonlight

dancing in the moonlight
everybodys feeling warm and bright
it's such a fine and natural sight
everybodys dancing in the moonlight

everybody here is out of sight
they dont bark and they dont bite
they keep things loose, they keep things light
everybody was dancing in the moonlight

everybodys dancing in the moonlight
everybody's feeling warm and bright
it's such a fine and natural sight
everybody's dancing in the moonlight
chorus x 2 and fade

LA is so Lame.

I still can't believe everything closes so early, even many restaurants close at 930 except fast food places. Bars and Clubs close around 1:30am.  I texted 10 people I know, and NOBODY likes hanging out. Again I went to bars and clubs by myself again, people just stare if you stand at the bar by yourself.  It's amazing there's so much traffic, since everyone seems to stay home.  How do you make friends in a city where nobody comes out? LAME.

Thank goodness for the weather, at least my flying classes are progressing.  Written exam this week, wish me luck.

Flying Lessons: Anyone want to fly w/ me? (some pictures)

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Wine Pairing coming next

I did it. In the interest of exploration (self and otherwise), I decided to take airplane lessons.  Why? I'm not sure, but since I realized LA is such a boring city, I decided to take advantage of the beautiful year round weather and learn in conditions where it's never cloudy or windy (as opposed to NYC and the east coast).

Have you ever had a dream of being able to fly like a bird but instead felt like a squawking chicken flapping away while being chased by a fox?  Yea, me neither. But I think it would be nice to have the option of going places if you wanted to. "Hey honey, feel like going to Napa Valley?" or "What? You've never seen the Grand Canyon?, I'll take you there now" or "I'm hungry, want some French Fries? Fine, fine I'll fly you to Paris again".  Ok, so we're getting carried away. But to be able to go on short trips that usually take 5 hours of fighting traffic that can now be done in an hour is like getting High Speed internet vs dial up or another analogy, trying to "get it on" w/ a drunk girl vs. someone in church (altho i've heard otherwise hmmm). Maybe one day I would take my family on trips and travel the world shrugz.

Is it dangerous? A lot of people are scared of heights (including me), but the more I learn about it, the less nervous I am. If an airplane engine dies midair, you can still safely glide the plane to safety to another airfield, open field, park, or on the roof of someone's Hummer. Don't be a Yankees pitcher and decide to fly through Manhattan.  If it's dark, rainy, windy etc etc. just don't' fly it's that simple. If you're not instrument rated (like JFK Jr), don't fly near fog etc. But on a nice sunny day, it's a fun feeling to fly wherever you want (well almost).  The other day I flew right on top of LAX international airport.  I saw Boeing 767s and Airbus 320  United, Delta, Korea Air, Air Jamaica planes take off from right under me (I forgot to take pictures). One day maybe people can fly Air Weezy.

So I bought Microsoft's Flight Simulator game and start playing w/ that.  Now when I fly, it actually feels like playing a video game, so I'm not really nervous.  I need to work on my landings a little better, not very good w/ the radio and communications yet, and still have to learn how to navigate to see where the hell I'm flying to. But if anyone wants to come up w/ me let me know.  I don't know enough people in SoCal, so would you take an offer from a stranger haha.

 Signed paperwork to start flight classes

Manuals Manuals and umm oh yea Manuals

  Call sign:  AF is pronounced "Alpha Foxtrot" in Airspeak

Entering the cockpit.   See? Just like a video game.

My Instructor yelling at me:  "Make a right, noooo the OTHER right"

Outside my tiny plane   "umm, where's the airport again?"

So is anyone interested in going flying w/ me?  I can take you wherever you want to go (if you pay for the fuel hehe).  I heard Angelina Jolie was in the area, I hope I don't "run in" to her.

The sister duo Patience and Prudence reached the Top Ten in 1956 with a fluke hit, the ghostly TONIGHT YOU BELONG TO ME. The daughters of a professional musician — Mark McIntyre, who accompanied Frank Sinatra on piano during the mid-'40s.  This version came from the 1979 Steve Martin's first big hit movie "The Jerk" Rent it

Tonight, you belong to me, sung by Steve Martin (weird right?) and Bernadette Peters from the movie

I know (I know)
You belong to somebody new
But Tonight you belong to me
Although (although) we're apart
Your part of my heart
And tonight you belong to me

Way down by the stream
How sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream
In the moonlight
My honey I know (I know)
With the dawn that you will be gone
But tonight you belong to me

Way down, way down along the stream
How very, very sweet it will seem
Once more just to dream
In the silvery moonlight
My honey, I know (I know)
With the dawn that you will be gone
But tonight you belong to me
Just to little old me

SINFLOWER - tales of a naughty sUnflower

Weezguy's Halloween 2006 Conclusion:

Ok, it was as fun as a 3 some (not that I would know of course). 

New York City:  Friday's Swerve/Base party at Hiro was pretty packed (even w/ the rain) and had lots of fun w/ friends etc.  My pedals hat kept on falling off, and kept smacking people in the face as I tried to squeeze that hat thru the club. It was like a girl giving birth to a baby elephant. People kept on playing w/ my boobs , and some people kept on trying to rip off the ladybug on my back. What goes on in their minds?  "errr, i bet he put some work in that costume, but me want a pretty toy ladybug".  Have you no shame? tsk tsk. 

Also, made it to KunJip's Wall of fame photos weeeeee haha

You can see people are more excited about my costume that I was.  Look at Yoosun chomping down at my breast. The last picture shows my garters.

Los Angeles: Saturday

LA parties are WACK WACK WACK. If it Wacked any more, sperm would come out.  EVERYONE in LA drives, so traffic is everywhere. They didn't believe in public transportation back then, and they sure as hell don't believe in it now. So Factory was packed, after waiting for an hour and couldn't get in. However, A LOT of people saw my costume outside on line and were DYING, it was so funny.  I met a bunch of people. So I ended up in Century Club where even tho I cut, I got in at 12:15 AM.  And of course guesss what? Clubs in LA close at 1:45.  It was so lame. I even missed the costume contest. However, when I did go on stage later, everyone cheered me especially when I flashed my boobs.  Luckily I still managed to meet over 100 people there, too bad I won't remember their names.

Looks like the LA people also are into breasts. Awww looks like I received a flower as well from this Cali blonded dyed hair girl. If a flower, and a blonde girl have a baby, it would look like that blonde rose.

Hollywood: Tuesday 

My GOD! 500,000 people (that's 1/2 a million guys), consisting of mostly gays. I had to make sure I had a steel plate in my rear for protection.  It was so fun.  We were outside from 7pm to 2am on the streets.  I must have been stopped and took 500 pictures.  I was interviewed on some TV, and made it to the Costume Contest. It's so big, it was 3 hours long. NOOOO way am I going to stand there waiting for 3 hours, so I don't know if my name came up.  I will by appearing on GAY TV (is that the name?) for a small snippet. But I did say "but i'm not gay, i just look it" at the end. Hope they don't edit that out.

Santa Monica Blvd was closed?  I was taken advantaged of, MANY times.  Look I'm on stage at the HUGE costume contest. And on the next pic, my Garters are on the HUGE Screen TV.  When I took off my bra, people started to SCREAM WEEEEE. Ok, so I don't know if I won or not cuz I got lazy to stick around, but it was fun.  I think this is the only party that is more fun in LA than it is in NYC.

Moral of Story:  If you got it, flaunt it.  Now I know how these 17 yr old girls, hoe it down, like red lips gone down makin that suction sound. Those nipples take a beating, and there is a lot of attention.  Oh here's a small video from the parade:

WEEZGUY'S Halloween Unveiling:

edit2:  I went to 3rd floor cafe, and Camel and again screwed around w/people's minds as I pretended to be a creepy psycho guy. See bottom for the info:

edit:  I Stand Corrected. Of all the stupid skills people have in this world, there is someone that was smart enough to guess it corrently.  Yes, Snowblossom (figures blossom is in her name) correctly guessed slutty flower.  Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.  FREE xanga Premium for both winners!!!!  Come see me this weekend.

Congratulations to EturnaLuv012 for Winning Guess Weezguy's Halloween Costume Contest.  She wasn't exactly right but gets FREE Xanga Premium, but she came the closest.  The Hint was:  I wear ladies clothing, but I'm not a girl, I am alive, but never move.  She guessed Christmas Tree  (has a skirt), is NOT a girl, is Alive, and never moves.  Nice guess, but not quite.  To build Weezguy's Costume, you have these Ingredients:

  Long Green T-shirt (bought at American Apparel) - with 2 holes cut out for glow in the dark fake boobs.

 Stuffed ladybug. Cute enough to land on.

 Assorted Plants and Leaves

Flower pedals made of fake leaves, and paint (glow in the dark of course)

Various Lingerie:  White Garters (glow in the dark of course), boy shorts, and sexy stockings.

Put it together, and instead of getting a regular sUnflower, you get a naughty  sInflower:

Watch the Video and enjoy:  Narration:  "I start off as a small lil plant, but then I grow, and then I grow, I get more curious, and when I get more curious, I get naughty, and turn not into a regular SunFlower, I'm a SINflower, master slut of the universe.....  I am the most powerful errr , who's that laughing? Who's that?  <slips on books and falls> .........   owww, stop the video please"    Let's just say the tights are very slippery and more thought should have been done before displaying.  Again, my pain is your gain.  Find me this weekend in NYC at Hiro Friday (www.swervenyc.com)  and LA on Saturday.

I went to 3rd floor and Camel in my Nasty Ass Wig and teeth (below). Haha, for some reason all the girls were scared at me. I think cuz it looks real. Even people that knew me were freaked out until they found out who I was.  But I must say I did meet a lot of people, too bad they were afriad to shake my hand hehe. mission accomplished

The following picture is NOT what I will be wearing for Halloween.  However, due to the Holiday spirit, I decided to have some fun and play around w/ unsuspecting people on the streets and the bars.  I took the following items from previous years:

 False Ghetto Teeth (w/ the nice Gold tooth)

 One black hair wig

 White contact lenses (I wore 2)

Put this together and you get:

   Creepy Pyscho man.  Remember this is NOT my Halloween costume. I just wore this on the streets and I freaked people out hahahah. People would avoid me, some girls got scared and walked on the other side of the road.  I went to this bar, and I don't know, for some reason a  lot of the girls wouldn't stand next to me. <shrugz>.   I walked w/ a limp, and when it was dark outside, I admit I did scare the begeesus out of people. FUNNY.

Halloween Costume Unveiling w/ Weezguy AND  WHO WANTS FREE XANGA PREMIUM?

edit: I forgot to add a few more pics

Weezguy 's antics in Korea.  Did I destroy Korea, or did it destroy  me?

Korea: ok changing the title: WANTED HOT tour guide haha. i'm goign to be such a lost puppy  (oh wait, bad to be a dog there).

         Hmmm, which flag should I go towards? (never been there)

Does anyone want to go to Korea..... ummmm tomorrow? Ok weezguy did it.  On the spur of the moment, I decided Weezguy's World tour, should go to the next continent. So I booked a ticket to korea, umm about 10 minutes ago, and I'm leaving tomorrow.  Now to wreck havoc on the impolite FOBs in the world.   Hmm, is this more spontaneous? Or putting all my clothes in a car, driving and moving to other side of country in a week? hmm

Find me someone to take me around, translate, negotiate prices, non smoker and non ugly haha jk.

Does anyone want to go this week? Does anyone want anything from abroad? I mean besides Sars and Bird Flu.

edit: people asking me why I'm only going a week. Well people have RESPONSIBILITY hello? I have acting classes, and wine tasting/pairing classes the following week.  I should try to become a more well rounded person (eating kalbi will make me very round).

warning: I've decided to interview some random Korean people on the streets on Video. Check back for Video updates (these fobs wont know what hit them).

Weezguy's Guide to how NOT to meet new girls

Ok, this INFORMATIONAL article is to teach those who moved to a new place (in this case California) without knowing anyone.  Now, the easiest way to meet people, is usually thru school, thru coworkers, or thru other friends right?  Now, let's say summer classes are no longer being offered. Strike 1. Moving to a new place, I don't have a job. Strike 2. Or going to a new city where you don't have any friends in the first place to introduce you to others. STRIKE 3.  Therefore you have to be a little more creative. However, let's just say these approaches do NOT work.  How do I know? "umm I read it on a Xanga somewhere".

 BEACH: When you don't have a specific place to go, you tend to wander around right? Come on, you know you can't be stuck indoors. So where do people in California go? Hmm, well you always hear about the Beach Boys. Ok, let's go to the beach. So say you're walking around, and all the girls are tanning like fish in a fryer, lying down. What can you POSSIBLY say to 2 girls in a vulnerable position that won't freak them out? "uhhhh, so do you girls like tanning?" or "errrr I'm lost, do you know where the beach is?" or "let me help you put some suntan lotion on".  I don't know what hurts more, the broken seashells that you step on, or the shrieking sounds girls make in Dolby Digital Stereo.  I think if you wear a cap, less people would recognize you on the news.

 Sidewalk:  Ok, so the beach is designed more for people in the horizontal position.  People are more comfortable when they're not vulnerable wearing nothing but a bikini. Therefore you have to go on the sidewalks where people are walking upright. Now girls, let's just say you were walking down the street, and this guy just comes up to you "Hi, I just moved here and have NO friends, will you be my only friend?"  Now I can make a short story long, but the illustration proves that a picture is worth a 1000 words. If the police arrive on the scene, I suggest you disembark. 

 BubbleTea: Ok, whether the girl is horizontal OR vertical seems to make no difference. What you have to do, is have a purpose otherwise it's spooky to a girl. One of my friends gave me an opportunity to market free bubble tea stuff on the streets. Ok, so here I am, w/ a bunch of OPEN cups of bubble tea (yea, you trust a person who just hands out drinks in a paper cup right?), going up to a bunch of strangers basically saying will you try my drinks? (of course not in those exact words). Now perhaps if I had a uniform, or didn't look like a dork carrying around trays of drinks begging people to try it, it would have been easier. Surprisingly we gave away over 100 cups of this crap, errr I mean sweet drink to people. But for some reason, girls don't think a guy that gives bubble tea for a living would be good on the status thing.

SuperMarket: Ok, so of course people would learn from their mistakes. Outside may be a little vulnerable. So let's try the approach on an INSIDE establishment. Usually in supermarkets, everyone is above 50 or below 10 years old. I mean come on, how many 20 year old people cook nowadays. Well say you finally spot someone semi-attractive on the aisle.  Never mind that she is in the Baby-Formula section. What can you POSSIBLY say that doesn't sound stupid? "errr like do you like drinking that stuff?" or "hey I like milk too!" Regrettably, NOTHING would have been a good opening line. Why did she have to be in the baby formula aisle at that time?

 Bars: Ok, what have we learned so far? Meet girls in the vertical position, have some type of icebreaker instead of just errr hi, don't approach them offering something that you could have spit in, and try something indoors. Whoa! Here's a new concept. a BAR.   I figured, girls that come out at night are more interested in meeting people, than girls (or mothers in the baby section of the store) who do daytime errands. In New York City, bars and clubs close at 4am, and they kick you at 4am.  In California, bars and clubs close at 2am, and they kick you out at 1:30am. Ok, imagine my surprise when I go at midnight (the typical time to go in NYC) and it's already packed.  Well, waiting on line (by yourself) w/ 20 other guys doesn't help either, I patiently waited to go in. By the time I get in, it's almost 1am. Ok, so I get a drink at the bar, make small talk and some of the girls are really friendly. Wow finally a concept that works. When all the sudden, they start throwing up. Uh oh. What the hell is going on here? It's only 1:30am!!  And then all the sudden the lights come on. Was there a fight? NOOOOOO the bouncers start to kick people out. Lush and lusher here start clinging on to me like I am the last shrimp at a buffet from a fat girl. Now I don't know about you.... but when you see girls w/ froth coming out of their mouths, I think of Rabies. Get away from me..... puhleeeease

 Booking: If Nicholas cage can meet his 19 year old wife this way, surely I can meet some people right? In NYC they don't typically have booking (and it's too small). But in LA it's pretty common and so I went for my first time. For those who don't know, in Korea, it's a little slutty for a girl to go hit on a guy. So waiters at clubs, literally GRAB girls from the club to introduce to various guys sitting at tables. Now, EVEN if a girl likes a guy, she PRETENDS to not want to go, so that way if she gets rejected by a guy, she saves face (or avoids embarrassment). Well I go with a few people. But of course the girls get grabbed away, and I am sitting at the table all by myself. Now if girls pretend to not want to sit at the table (who is this loser sitting by himself?), then she must REALLY must want to meet me since she's screaming like she's getting raped by a gorilla.  I must say it was pretty interesting, I met 10 people that night.  With every mistake I made, I am getting closer and closer to knowing what to do.

 Mixers: Ahhhh. Here we go, we take everything we learned. Be Vertical, have purpose, have an icebreaker, Indoors, Nighttime, people who WANT to meet others, and Low Alcohol consumption.  Everything culminated together and I guess you mix them together and you have Voila! Mixer.  Ok, so I'm thinking it should be pretty casual. I'm wearing a basic t shirt and jeans. But apparently these LA people are quite posh. Guys are wearing suits, girls are wearing nice dresses. There is a fine line on how to respond when talking to these people. While guys brag "Yes, yes in Harvard we didn't have to deal w/ this unsightly traffic", you have to pretend you are quite impressed that you are talking to such a fine bloke of such caliber, while at the same time, not be awwwed, that you are such a loser and he is the only person of status you ever met. Therefore I hobnobbed and rubbed elbows with such persons of exquisite impeccable nature while hiding my Hard Rock T-shirt under my crossed arms.  To my dismay, if you go to an Ivy League mixer, next time do research BEFORE you go there. Let's just say the ladies didn't like my 100% cotton t shirt. Perhaps if it had a hint of polyester.

Conclusion:
Would you try any of the above stunts?  Yea, me neither.  I mean who would be stupid to do any of those above things?   Yea I met some really cool people.  While I'm here in Cali, Shout outs to some of my cali friends Sher, Shan, Mand, Con, May,  Ji.