NYC Pillow Fight! (http://www.pillowfightday.com/)

(new recession special entry coming soon)

Brief entry w/ no real meaning. However, I just wanted to share the fun and pain of lead pillows in a pillow fight. March 22 is International Pillow Fight day, and the one in Union Sq, just so happens to be conveniently across the street from my flat. I hope some more will join on these adventures. Remember, Weezguy's pain is YOUR gain.

View from across the street, you can see all the thousands of people w/ pillows fighting w/ onlookers and cameras on the sidelines.

What it's like to be in the middle of it? It HURTS (click movie , w 30 seconds of waiting)

BEST VIDEO here

What does it feel to be in the middle of it? I didn't know exactly when they were counting down, so you have to wait about 45 seconds for it to begin, but here it is. My camera got hit a couple of times and fell out of my hand (lucky for strap)

Some poor guy in red got targeted.

Consequences of Giants winning the Super Bowl

We got ready w/ a sack of 100 White Castle Burgers (and Jalapeno Cheesburgers).

Union Sq after Giants won Superbowl. Poor Garbage Truck got stopped at a red light and then:................

Gotta love NY.  A real city. Even tho it was a green light, we all PLOWED into the streets, and climbed on a Garbage Truck. WATCH the Video.

Then the police came booooo. 

Life is an adventure. Don't spend your time rotting at home like toejam that has been left on the floor after you picked it off.  And the next adventure?

What do you think of New Years?

Bye bye 2007. Ahh the sadness. Some people are depressed during the holidays, and yet others get wet over the presents under the tree. Whatever the case may be, GROW up and deal with it. So what did YOU do in 2007? Did you have time to complete your goals? Or did you sit around like doggy poo on a hot summers day as flies laid eggs in you?  Well, smack smack smack. Wake UP. It's a new beginning. Whether you can't wait to start a new year fresh (kind of like changing your knickers while waiting for laundry being done), or are depressed from all the fat and lovers lost, it's time to start Fresh.

What are your resolutions? Remember, from last year, pick some things that CAN be done in one shot. Don't sound like a Jenny Craig commercial and say "I want to lose weight". You KNOW it's not going to happen.  Make resolutions like, "I'm finally going to divorce my fat unmotivated dumb abusive wife" because once it's done..... it's done. Saying things like I want to lose weight, you can't win because even if you get rid of the fat, it comes back again like hemorrhoids after a long horse ride.

2007 I didn't' accomplish as much as I did in 2006, but here are some highlights:

1. Passed my aeroplane pilot's license. Woohoo: Let's go fly Air Weezy folks. I flew to San Fran and Napa Valley. Who's in?  Click link for entry

2. Finally made enough friends in LA that I have people I can call. Too bad the city sucks and closes down faster than a Goldigger's interest when you tell them you have a 9 to 5 job.
3. Worked at Gayberry (I mean Pinkberry) for like a day until I couldn't stand the customers: "Ummmm, I wanna regular with..... Straw.... no Raspberry, pineapple.... is blueberry good? no wait, I want banana wait would that mix well w/ the raspberry? <pause> I don't know what I want..... ummmm"  
Wearing my temporary uniform ugh.
4. Become a nicer person:  Failed (for some reason I'm too cheeky and can't stop being witty and sarcastic)
5. Spend more time w/ the family: Living east coast and west coast made this hard, but I tried.
6. Guitar Lessons: FAILED I still didn't get a chance yet.
7. Find a nice pretty girlfriend: Dated a little bit, but they're either nice on the outside or nice on the inside. Hard to find both.
8. Cooking classes: Completed more wine classes, Sauces, Ravioli etc. Who wants to come over? I'll cook for you (as long as your not more than 130lbs, I can't afford a buffet ok?)

2008:

1. More traveling to different countries. If anybody wants to travel let me know.
2. Make a ton of cash (ok fine I say this ever year but still trying)
3. Find a nice (forget pretty I give up haha) girlfriend and avoid bad dates that make you break your ankle. (well at least I got a Handicap Tag for the car).

4. Take care of family: I love you mommy
5. Rent an aeroplane and take a girl anywhere around the country (and join the mile high club haha)
6. Learn to play the guitar, but in the meantime, do #4 and #6 at same time with:

Guitar Hero and   RockBand (for ps3)

What if you convinced your parents and family to play RockBand?  That's right my old dad and mom jammed w/ my brother as we played RockBand. My dad is playing the drums, my brother is trying to play the guitar as my mom was singing the Karaoke in this video:

Where will you be? Subscribe and join me on my adventures.
 

Beatles - Rubber Soul Album - "Michelle" won the Grammy song of year in 1966 - Mainly composed by Paul McCartney

Michelle, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Michelle

Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble

I love you, I love you, I love you
that's all I want to say
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know you'll understand

Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble

I need to, I need to, I need to
I need to make you see
Oh, what you mean to me
Until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean
I love you

I want you, I want you, I want you
I think you know by now
I'll get to you some how
Until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand

Michelle, ma belle
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
And I will say the only words I know that you'll understand
My Michelle

What was your WORST date ever?  Can you make me feel better?

How about if you broke your ankle on a date? Yup, I'm serious. Since we are towards the end of the year (can you believe it?) Let me share 2 experiences I've had (one recent, and one in a bygone era).  Unless you live beneath a makeshift cardboard box in the alley, most of you have had experiences going on dates. Of course some went very well, and some you never wished upon your worst enemies.

Now before I unveil the dates, you want to put odds in your favor. When a guy asks a girl out to: dinner, drinks, Taco Bell, a rodeo etc. etc, Sometimes, you would get a negative response: "I'm busy, this isn't a good week, my parents are in town, I have to paint the wall, NO, get away from me, didn't the police warn you? etc. etc." 

Other times, you get positive responses, but the one key word that sets the heart a flutter is the simple: "sure". Why is this so? From the guy's perspective, if he really likes a girl, he wants her to like him back. Anything along the lines of "hmm, I dunno", "I don't know you that well", or anything with a hesitation or "uhhh" automatically shows that she doesn't like the guy as much.  From the girl's point of view, if she really really likes a guy, she ISN'T going to say "YEAH I DO".  Girls naturally liked to be the ones that are pursued. Therefore anything that shows too much enthusiasm makes her lose control of the romance, and lowers her value as she becomes more slutty. Remember, a guy is asking a girl out, SHE has control. The delicate balance of showing you have interest but at the same time restraining herself to showing she isn't some Wack Job, is summarized by the simple "sure". After she hangs up the phone, THEN does she scream to her friends, jumps up and down and wets her knickers.

On a scale of 1 to 10:  Sure is as close to a 10 as possible.  Some notable runner ups:
8:  when?  (this also shows a girl is interested, w/o slutting it up big time, however doesn't make the guy's heart skip)
7:  Ok....  (can you be a little more enthusiastic?)
6: <pause> silence...... (I guess so) - I would be happy she is saying yes, but already know I'm not taking her out to steak and wine since she doesn't want to give it her all.
4. "Let me see if I have anything else to do...." -   Great, she rather work on her nails more than me.

There are some instances when I had to use my wit and charm the knickers off a girl to win her over. So all is not always lost.

Thank you for being patient.  Let me unveil 2 bad dates.

   (this is what the radiologist drew to explain which part of my ankle was broken)

1.  SAW 4 and the broken Ankle.  I took a girl to dinner. She was pretty hot, so of course I'm falling over cracks in the sidewalk and buying her food I normally wouldn't eat myself. During dinner she mentions that she really wants to see Saw 4, but her friends are too scared to go see it.  Now,...... I can't stand blood and I get really sick when I see gross things, but like a thong going up a Victoria's Secret model, I don't resist.  The movie starts, and I started to get really queasy and dizzy, so I went to the men's room. The LAST thing I remember is standing next to the urinals.  Apparently I fainted.  I woke up w/ a bump on the side of my head, and my ankle throbbing in pain (later on while partying in Hollywood, and renting a plane, I found out my ankle was broken).  And what happens?  The girl is Angry at me.  "Where did you go? Why did you leave me?"  "errrr sorry, I was unconscious, and broke my ankle".  She didn't believe me, even tho I was limping home like a fat girl that broke one of her heels.

2. Seinfeld would be proud:  I was sitting around Union Sq when a pretty girl roller blades pasts me and Falls. Instinctively what's the first response?  That's Right, I started Laughing at her. Well needless to say she wasn't amused and was quite distraught and angry for some reason.  I apologized then helped her up. We started talking for a few minutes and she finds out I live nearby. "Let's go to your place" she proclaims.  This is too weird, so I suggested we walk around some more. "Let's go up to your place" she beams. Again, I blocked her suggestions and took her to get some food to get to know her better.   Is she a parrot? "let's go upstairs to your place". By this time, it was getting dark and after walking for hours I was getting tired, so I invite her up to my place.  Girls, don't you hate it when a guy constantly rubs up against you and won't stop? Well, it's harder for a guy, because I'm not gay, and secondly she was pretty. But I denied her for awhile until I succumbed.   Well, I was going to hang out w/ some friends that night, so she suggested I take a shower and she'll get my clothes ready.  Man, I took the FASTEST shower in my life (maybe 1.5 minutes) w/ thoughts of the Seinfeld episode in my head. Have you ever seen the Seinfeld episode where George gets tied up in handcuffs by a girl in bed, and then she proceeds to steal $5 from him?  Sure enough, when I leave the shower, the girl is gone.  I check my wallet, see money is still there, credit card, ATM card, checks, Laptop is all still in the room. I was confused, until I checked my wallet again. She left me the $1 bills, meanwhile all my $20 bills were gone...... girl stole $300 from me.

Anybody have worse dates?

Is America in trouble?

Ok, I found some troubling information regarding our great country.  I created this chart based on some indicators that I saw, and it's not necessarily a good thing. This may sound boring, but this will affect EVERYONE.  If this chart is true, we will have a long recession. People may start getting laid off and new college graduates won't be able to get a job.  Daddy won't be able to get her little princess a Lexus anymore boohoo.

Read below, very important.

This is a 12 year chart of the Stock Market S&P. This is a better indicator than the Dow Jones and Nasdaq of the overall health of the stock market. We had a really nice run from 1982 (not shown) to 2000. Notice during the 1990s, the stock market closed above the Green line (although it touched but never closed below it at point A).

Here's 2 simple indicators that may portend the future.
1. When the blue line crosses the red line at the bottom of the chart, that is a sign the trend may change.
2. A confirmation when the stock market closes below the Green line on the chart.

How reliable is this?  Look at point A. In October 1998 (the Asian Contagion crisis), the Blue line crossed below the red signal, but the market touched but never closed below the Green line, so no confirmation.  However look at point 1.

1. The Blue line I use as a leading indicator (it tries to show what happens before it happens).  In October 2000, the blue line fell below the red line, and bamm one month later in November 2000 after 6 YEARS of going straight up, it closed below the green at point 1, falling for 3 years. Anyone who remembers holding stocks during this time lost money, there was a recession, people were getting laid off, etc. etc.

2. Finally, in April 2003, the blue line broke above the red . And guess what? 3 months later the market closed above the green line for the first time. Look what happens afterwards. market goes up for 4 straight years, never breaking the green line until.....

3. November 2007 (that means NOW guys), is the first time the blue line really broke the red line in 4.5 YEARS. Notice also, that point 3, is roughly at the same levels as point 1. This is called a double top, or a point that markets has trouble going above. That's right folks, save your underwear, you may need to reuse them.  However, notice that the market is still above the green line, so there's no confirmation, BUT if the indicator is correct, and the market goes below the GREEN, within a few months, we can be at the beginning of a Major Recession.

What does this mean? Well, first of all, this is just an observation, I could be totally wrong, but if history is a guide, something bad cometh.  Remember, the stock market is a leading indicator of the economy. This means, the market will tell you what will happen before lagging indicators such as unemployment reports, earnings, real estate etc. etc.

Look towards the future, I may have to move away from the land of the weak currency, Oil is at $100 (which not only means it cost you more to travel, it cost more for stores to have things shipped to them, and forced to sell things higher). I don't know about you guys, but the piggy bank may be safer. And be nice to your boss. You may need him soon.

Moral of story? give me eprops.

Weezguy's Halloween Unveiling (07)

Sorry for not posting sooner, after a hard week of Cooking class, costume shopping, partying, and promising to send pics, here's the official Weezguy 07 Halloween Costume.

First, I was giving away FREE xanga premium for those who guessed my costume from the hint:  "What do you get when you get a James Bond character that dances very Furrily".  NOBODY got it right, so no premium for you.

OBVIOUSLY, when you put an Octopus, a Cat, and a Ballerina, you get:.......... 

OctoPussyRina:

I know it was loud and such, so here's the translation: (James Bond Theme in background): "That's right folks, this is Weezguy, w/ my costume, introducing my James Bond Character, obviously you see what it is.... it's OctoPussyRina. Here's my tentacles, here's my kitty (reooooaawww) and here's my ballerina outfit (does a ballerina move). So what do you guys think?  (dances). If you're going to be serious in this type of age, you need to blend w/the natives right?  Ok bye guys. Bye...."

Ok fine, it's gay I know, but you can see me Halloween parade on the 31st, on 6th ave.  Plus my friend and I made it to the XO finals at Roseland. I was the 3rd contestant, but didnt make it to the next round boo. Some Ancient Chinese family marriage won. I give them props, but when you split the prize w/ 10 people, it tends to not make it worth it, shrugz.

 On stage for costume contest, but friend took a bad shot

 Here are some pics. As you can see, everyone wanted to much my testicl.... I mean Tentacles.  Come out for the Halloween parade and say hi. I'm really friendly, don't be shy. And if I say something stupid, just pinch my boob.

Weezguy's Legendary Halloween and Contest. Who wants to win Free Xanga Premium (read further for details)?

Sorry, I've been busy taking cooking courses, so I've been neglecting my xanga. Halloween approacheth again, and you guys know me, I have pretty outrageous costumes. Last year I made it to GAY TV. The guy who interviewed me asked "Are you gay?" and I said "no", and then he asks "Are YOU SURE????" .......  How do you respond to that? "errrr, I wasn't but after you asked me twice, maybe I am?".  Then he asked me to say  "You are watching Gay TV", and I said no (in case my friends catch me on that channel), and he got mad. Oh wells.

Ok, in order to win free premium (by me), GUESS what I will be dressing up as this year (hints at the bottom of entry).

Here's my previous costumes to give you guys a precursor as to what is to come.

2006, instead of a regular flower, I was a naughty naughty sInflower.  CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

  on the big screen tv, GayTv Hollywood parade.

2005: Swedish Transexual 3 breasted Hermaphrodite Bagpiper CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

2004: Pregnant Hula Dancer  CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

This costume required more physical work since the costume had to "perform" as well as be seen. I had to shake my pregnant abdomen for the world to see (tiring after 30 seconds). Plus I had fake boobs and flashed people w/ my coconut bra. While walking home after a party at 4am in Times Sq, I passed by a group of those black power groups. Needless to say, they were yelling about anger of the repressed African people. As I got closer, they ALL stopped talking and started staring at me w/ ANGRY eyes. I was really scared they were gonna jump me. But when I got really close, they ALL started cracking up. Who else can turn 25 black people from anger to laughter in a span of 15 seconds?  At the annual parade on 6th avenue, Camera crews filmed us, and I got stopped by 10 policemen (and woman) so they can take a picture w/ me. 2 links:  This link is the movie of the Halloween parade.  

2003: Wonder Woman on Drugs:  Click this link for that entry. 

I won the Supper Club contest that year. When a guy wears a bikini bottom made for a girl, he has NOWHERE to hide. I drank myself silly that night so nothing would get me excited haha.  Let's just say, I have NEVER heard the N train so quiet that night.  I know people were staring at me from the corner of their eyes.  I have a movie clip of it here: Wonder Woman (on drugs) plays Dance Dance Revolution. Click HERE.  Be Patient as it loads.

 2002:  Big Titty Cheerleader.  Let's just say the PomPoms weren't the only attention grabber that year.  I made it to Webster Hall's Website that year. Where else can you dance HipHop and Trance, and have people cheer you on (and some drunk people sticking heads under my skirt)

  2001:  Skank Ho.  OMG this GUY was so drunk, look where he put his hands. I was soooooooo violated. I felt like a girl who thought the gynecologist was gay but wasn't.

Now: (dram roll please) for Xanga Premium.  What do you get when you cross a James Bond Character that dances very furrily (yea I made up that word).  Winner gets Free Xanga Premium.

 SUPERBAD

Chigga Chigga. Ok, I've been a bad bad naughtly lil weezboy.  I've been so busy I update slower than a grandma having a menstral cycle. Has anyone seen that movie? Some parts were dumb, but some parts were so funny it would cure constipation. What have I done since long time updates? I think I updated DearWeezy once: www.xanga.com/dearweezy .  I hung out w/ various Xanganites NicoleWen , DearJulie, Franksabunch amongst others. But the secret is to never be satisfied and be nice to everyone you know.

Also, who wants to come over? I got this huge TV, so we can watch BlueRay Movies, Nintendo Wiiiiiiii (tennis anyone?)  and a PS3 so we can play DDR, Gayraoke, and Guitar Hero haha.  Everyone's invited (but not everyone is actually allowed inside the door haha). 

NicoleWen

Franksabunch (dammit he's tall)

DearJulie (errrr we didn't take pics recently)

Woohoo HDTV that puts me in the video game. (or good for throwing dead bodies in)

Who's coming over?

I think I'll be in NYC, LasVegas, Los Angeles, and San Francisco in the next 10 days. Anybody want to hang out? Chigga Chigga.  Yes yes I know, I haven't written any funny articles lately, they're coming, they're coming.

oh, I'm thinking of taking Cooking Classes at the new school. Anyone interested in having me wine and dine them?  I'm really good w/ the Whining.

Weezguy does San Francisco. Better than LA? Child please, what a dumb question. [colour matches the Golden Gate]

Happy July 4th everyone. Since America was celebrating, I decided to celebrate and get the heck out of LA.  To this day it amazes me how slow and unambitious LA people are. Nobody wanted to travel, it was definitely worth taking a day off for a once in a lifetime opportunity. Oh wells, I have gotten used to the lack of energy here, again rented a plane and flew to SF myself. OMG, SF is so much better. It's a real city.  With Real people walking, not Barbie doll plastic dolls skanking around in Lexus cars.  People use the bus (electric), trolleys, cable cars, BART. Lot of people were walking on the streets.  It's like comparing Pamela Anderson to a new prison inmate.  One is energetic wild sexy and fun, and the other one hides quietly lying there wishing it was over.

 I THOUGHT it was going to be like this the next day when I flew. Crystal clear, like a person who ate celery, wheat, Metamucil and other fibers. (from Marin Country on the ground).

  Instead, the day I flew, FOG came spewing out like a long warm fart. Have you ever been on a crowded train when someone decides to share tacos he/she ate for lunch w/ the rest of the train? Oh wait, LA people never experienced that haha. You are trapped, and you know the smell is coming, yet there's nothing you can do. That's what happened, as we will see in the next VIDEO. (NW side of San Fran avoided the upcoming Fog)

This is flying from the Oakland (east) side after the fog ruined my chances of sightseeing from San Fran.  Notice that the southeast side of SF is covered in fart (clouds), while the Northwest was still sunny. You can barely see Alcatraz, and the Southern Golden Gate Bridge tower while the North (Marin County) side is still sunny.  Have you ever known a girl that got everything she wanted while the rest of us were stuck in crap?  Yea, me neither. Sorry it was too hard to narrate, I had the headset/mic near my mouth and had to listen to the control tower.

This is me approaching from Oakland side. In red, is Alcatraz Island. In yellow, is the north tower of the Golden Gate Bridge. I was trying to avoid the fog like a 45 year old woman hitting on me.

Alcatraz, once I successfullly dodged the clouds. Where is the ghost of Al Capone?

From the Marin County (north) side. Notice it's so sunny, on this side and you can see the bridge towers in Yellow.

This is what I saw when I was flying above the clouds from the south and decided to retreat. I was w/ my cousin at this point, and had to drop her off near Sacramento before I came back and risked my life to give you guys Xanga sighseeing video/pics.

   Leaning out of the Cable Car is fun. Look how surprised these people are when I caught them in unassuming positions. Cable cars as opposed to just trolleys, have a cable actually running below the street all the time powered by (at first) a Steam Engine.  When the cable car needs to move, the conductor of the car will grab the moving cable and pulls the cars up hills turns etc. (I guess kind of similar to roller coasters climbing the hill). When it needs to stop, the conductor lets go of the cable, and uses the brakes.

  Ok, so I started July 3rd, taking off from San Francisco (RED), I hit the big cloud/fog layer as shown 2 pictures above, and made a right 270 degree turn going south towards San Jose, then North and dropped my cousin off near Sacramento. Next (in YELLOW), I flew west towards Oakland and approached the bay from the East side, where I took the Video shown above, made a right turn going North, and entered San Francisco Airport airspace, and proceeded to turn south towards San Jose and down the coast.  When I was 2/3 of the way down to LA, I was running low on fuel, so I landed in San Luis to pick up some petro and took off from there (GREEN). Then I flew towards Santa Barbara Airport down the coast and back towards Los Angeles.  Man I toured every major city in California in a span of 8 hours.

Perhaps it's time to leave LA, I made some cool friends but 90% of people are either stupid, boring, fake, OR stupid, boring, and blonde. Oh oh, I'm so going to slapped. haha. Is there anybody out there that actually likes seeing new things? Come join me, on the next adventures of Weezguy.  A new Weezguy xanga article coming soon. yea yea I know.

Weeeeee I rented a plane and flew to Las Vegas!

I know I know, my next entry I promise will be one of Weezguy's famous articles. But in the meanwhile, I rented a plane spontaneously and grabbed a friend to fly to Las Vegas.  Next week, I'm flying to San Francisco, anybody want to come?  Remember, pretty skinny girls only (there's a weight limit to these planes muhahah)  Grand Canyon the week after that?  Coming next: Weezguy's Guide to LA vs NY, but until then....

I flew past the Hollywood Sign.

Hard to narrate when it's so loud. Can you see the propeller spinning?

Nothing but Sand. Mojave Dessert and Death Valley, hottest place in the world, 120 degrees is "normal"

Interstate 15, Suckas can you see the traffic starting to form? I wanted to circle around them just to make them sad, but I didnt want to waste petro.

Uhhh Barstow, Ca. When you fly, every town comes and goes so quick.

Ever see the solar panels on TV? They gather all the solar energy in reflective mirrors in the dessert. Yes I flew over it. Kind of looks like a bar where 35893 guys surround the "hot girl"

Friends and weirdos partying in Body English, Hard Rock Las Vegas.

Aww isn't that cute, looks like someone needs a baby highchair for the plane.

Landing in Henderson, Las Vegas.  Phew I was afraid I couldn't find the airport from the air, muhaha