Would you wear this?

Look at the pictures and read below.

These pictures are NOT see through skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and is a fad that is currently in Japan now.

Hehe, here is something I thought was funny and wanted to share it.  Would you ladies wear such outfits? First of all what are you girls thinking? Do you think it'll catch some hot guys attention and hopefully he'll come and talk to you? Or do you thnk of the flip side where all these weirdos may come up to you and harrass you? Would you feel embarrassed wearing it (especially the one where the panties are stuck in wedgy mode) Or for those girls who like attention, would you like it even more to show that if you talk to me, this is what's out there waiting for you. Would 50 year old ladies wear it to get the attention they haven't gotten for 30 years? Will they have ones where the panties have skid marks on it or other tampon colors?

What do the guys think? Will this get their attention. Hell yeah it would. Guys look at ass anyways, so this is like ass on steroids. Would it make a guy look at an average girl with more curiosity? I think it would. Would it make a 200lb women more desirable? Let's not get crazy here, You're not fooling everyone if you have that tiny cute ass, and tree trunks coming under the skirt. Will it be like Barbie, where they have to come w/ a white, yellow, brown and black version? Would you want your gf to wear it? Let me know your thoughts. Will they come up w/ a version for daisy duke* shorts?

For you deep wishful thinking girls, What Guys want,part 1.5 is coming (it's more for a guy's sensitive thoughts)

* Daisy Duke refers to the shorts Daisy Duke (played by Catherine Bach) wore in the famed CBS hit television series Dukes of Hazard

What Guys Want (finally)

Happy Valentine bday to me After the successful What Women Want series (part 1 & 2), I've been bombarded for requests for the male counterpart. Please read WWW 1 and 2 to see the comparisons to make it easier to read at http://www.xanga.com/weezguy the January 7th and 22nd entries.  Quoting one response "haha you know, you're helping a lot of guys out there nail a lot of girls .. but how about helping the girls out a little too? it's only fair to balance the scale! ;]" Well ladies, this is for you.

Even though I'm a guy, this was actually harder to write than What Women Want, since I don't pay attention to guys. Well, some of the things here I don't even do myself but I have observed in other guys.
So, what do guys Want? (as if you didn't know) ....... sex. Whoa, what a revelation. Somebody call 911!! Girls complain they don't understand guys but guys are so simple and straightforward. But what you girls REALLY want to know, is how to make a guy stay with you. Here lies the price of admission (you girls should buy me dinner for these secrets). Let's start at the top shall we?

In our society, females want a guy to take care of them. Physically (be able to carry heavy boxes, kill icky bugs), Mentally (able to have less emotional decisions), Financially (to be able to support her). It doesn't work the other way around tho'. Do you think a woman making $60k/year wants to hook up w/ some $7/hour Taco Bell* making, tongue pierced, college dropout? Guys on the other hand, don't need someone to lift boxes, kill bugs, or depend on girls for paychecks. So what's left that a girl can offer? Well slap me silly, I guess it's Sex and companionship. That is what guys want in a girl, which is why physical appearance is more important to a guy than a girl.

Compared to the girls, guys are a lot simpler:
Girls like guys taller. Guys don't care. Girls like guys older. Guys don't care. Girls like guys more educated, mature, and financially stable. Guys JUST DON'T CARE. If a 5'5" 21 year old guy is approached by a hot 5'10" 24 year old model, What's he going to say? "no your too old for me"?

OK, let's back up here shall we? Let's rephrase and use a sliding scale. Due to society guys usually would prefer a tall girl who ends up usually being a little shorter than them. Age however is more stubborn. As guys grow up, they usually date girls the same age or a little younger than them. 17 vs 16, 21 vs 19, 25 vs 22 etc. But a strange happens when a girl reaches her late 20s. The girl suddenly turns into a broken down car and can't keep up. While guys move on to their 30s, 40s, 50s etc. they still want a girl in their 20s (or as close as they can get to it) I'm talking phsyically of course. Can you say Hum sup lo (ask ur cantonese friends)? Think about it, do you think a guy would want a wrinkled, crusty, halitosis infested, age spot ridden, varicose veins showing, post-menopausal, pear shaped woman that smells like Ben-Gay, has boobs that sag like old flowers, and has cellulite thighs that make cottage cheese jealous? duhh, i guess not

Physically guys have different tastes, but generally guys are either a face-man, breast man, or ass man. Depending on the guy, each has their own order of importance. Guys usually like girls with long hair, big eyes, high cheekbone, slender body with lots of curves and decent size breasts. Most guys actually don't like HUGE breasts, but something that is a handful and enough to play with. The way she can change her hairstyle to fit the occassion is wonderful, from long and sexy to up and sporty.  If a women smells good, it's intoxicating (ever see Scent of a Women?). A feminine voice is sexy, but sounds she makes while sleeping is sexier (and i'm not talking SNORING but the little sounds or words she makes while sleeping). Tight clothes, tan lines, smooth skin round up some of physical things that make a girl attractive. Some guys prefer the slutty naughty girl, while others want to take an innocent church girl and ruin her. Ladies, just make sure you have a distinct look and you will attract guys who will distinguish you from others.

So guys just want a girl for their looks right? NO. What makes a girl attractive does not mean the guy will stay with her. Have you ever seen a REALLY REALLY HOT girl at a club where 20 guys are hitting on her all nite? First she ignores guys, then she tells them to F**K off. She acts like a bitch, thinks her sh*t dont' smell and gets free drinks from guys all nite. Finally after taking all the abuse, one guy finally is able to break thru and gets a conversation going. WAKE UP girlfriend, what do you think he's interested in, your stunning angelic Personality? Think about it, your're not nice, your stuck up, you're not sociable, your hair is so blonde it reflects off the disco balls... BUT your hot. What kind of guys do you expect to get? gee, i dunno. Are you awake yet? You're gonna get guys who are only interested in your body. So if you complain you can't find a decent guy, you better start hanging up those stilettos honey, and come back down to earth and start smiling like you won a lifetime of free manicures. Cuz if you're nice, they'll actually like your for your insides as well.

Remember, sex and companionship? Well, this is the companionship part.  Guys like girls who are genuinely nice. High maintenance girls are a turn off, as well as those girls who think they're all that. A hot girl may attract a lot of guys, but after the lust is over, there's nothing else that makes him want to stay. Although this is the era of Equal Rights, guys still find it warm if a girl knows how to take care of the house and him. A girl that can cook is a BIG plus and I'm not talking about Swanson** microwave dinners and Pasta 6 days a week. Knowing that a girl will be by your side (not ATTACHED to your side) is a comforting feeling. When on a date, if a girl offers to pay for her share of the dinner is a BIG plus. It shows she's not high maintenance, doesn't have that I deserve to be pampered attitude, and most importantly shows that she cares enough about the guy to think about HIS feelings. Now I wouldn't make a girl pay for the date, but just the fact that she offers would make me want to care for her even more. The key is to show that you care enough about a guy and mean it genuinely. Remember if you care only about yourself, you will be by yourself.

Now how do you attract these guys in the first place? Here are some tips. It's sad to say, but wearing sexy clothes gets you noticed (not necessarily slutty, although that attracts certain guys too). It doesn't have be expensive, simple will do, tight jeans, a nice sundress, short skirts, low rise pants, anything tight. But if you are in the "Plus Size" category, you might as well wear a blanket or some other loose drape. Try to develop a sincere smile. Don't fake it (even if you wear braces, he'll find out eventually). For you NYC girls, be friendly. One thing a guy hates is saying hi to a girl only to have her stare at you, roll her eyes and walk away like "why are YOU talking to me?".  If you are at a club, try to seperate yourself from your group of gfs and walk in groups of 2 at the most. Don't dance in a fobby looking circle. It's a lot easier for a guy to go up to one girl instead of trying to meet someone in a group and get shot down in front of everyone. The fear of being rejected in front of everyone scares a lot of guys. Never ever ask a guy to buy you a drink, Guys HATE that. What are we? walking ATMs? You'll be labeled a gold digger (but then again if your hot, guys will treat you like a ho, and buy you drinks anyways). Just talk to the guy, and if he likes you (or not brain dead, or cheap) he'll offer you a drink. If he seems like a decent guy, laugh at his dumb jokes (but not all, if you laugh too much, you'll be labeled an airhead and you will be a short term project of his). In this age of Joe Millionaire*** be a little aggressive. Guys like it when girls come up to them. Give him hints, touch his arm (among other places, depending on your skank level). Why should girls always be the victim? Lie and tell him how cute, funny, and smart he is. But don't overdo it, if he's semi-smart he'll catch on. If you're TOO flirtatious, he'll think of you as a cheap thrill. Balance niceness, flirting, and conservatism all together and you get to control the shots.

If you understand the male mentality, you will have a happier relationship. Guys, unlike girls, Like to be left alone. Whereas girls want guys to do things together (ice skate w/ friends, babyshowers, dinner w/ the inlaws), guys want to be left ALONE and in peace!! He doesn't want to bake STUPID cookies, or have pot luck dinner, or go shopping at IKEA****, or play with friggin Muffin the cat *****. WOMAN, just let him play video games, play ball, go drinking, or watch football with his friends. If you have to be there, serve some beer and pizza while the game is on. Guys have this ego thing where they like feeling in charge (even though we know who wears the pants in the relationship). Just appease the guy and make him look good in front of his friends, he'll love you more for it. And if a girl likes the same things as guys such as video games, sports, electronics, and driving a stick shift (mucho sexy) you will gain his admiration (a balance of feminine and tomboy is orgasmic). And for god sake woman, never nag at a guy. Now if you make an agreement with him to do something, he'll understand, but don't constantly Nag Nag, Nag. Eventually it'll sound like nails against a chalkboard. He'll start to lose respect for you and that's when he'll actually WANT to sleep on the couch.

If you ladies are still confused, let's make it really easy by introducing the 2/3s rule. What's the 2/3 rule you ask? No i'ts not a fractions class. Basically take everything Women Want in a Guy (read parts 1 & 2), such as Smarts, Sense of humor, Niceness,  Wittyness etc. etc. and take 2/3s of that and replace the last 1/3 with physical attributes. You see, guys want the same thing girls do, but just less so. For example, a girl can be 2/3s as nice as the girl next to her if her breasts are 1/3 bigger, or a girl can have an IQ 2/3s as high as the smart one if she is 33% better looking. It also works in reverse, if a girl is totally butt ugly, she better be at least 33% nicer (actually make it 50% nicer for butt ugly cases). Yes, yes I know guys are pigs, but since his need for ladies are more for the companionship than financial stability, they can afford to be more one dimensional. When in doubt, use the 2/3s rule.

Well this is all I have to say for now. You see, guys are more simple in their needs, but not less needy. And of course all guys are different, so be flexible in your approach.  Some guys will always be players while others "mature" at an early age. These are the way some guys are, no matter how nice you are to them, they have some sort of desire to sow their oats. But usually the older a guy is, the more willing he is to settle down. Remember ladies, be thoughtful, he may be after one thing, but if you don't give yourself a chance to show how nice you are, you may miss that Prince Charming.

Again, written by myself (w/ no help). Don't forget to wish me a happy Valentine B'day. Feel free to forward this to single ladies to help them find someone, and make sure you give Weezguy credit. Give me feedback, and any opinions on what you want me to write next. I read them, and will make adjustments Until the next topic, have a great day.

*Taco Bell is owned by Yum! Brands Inc, a fortune 300 company.
** Swanson Foods is part of the Campbell Soup Company.
*** JoeMillionaire TM and Fox all rights reserved.
**** THE IKEA GROUP has 154 stores in 22 countries (as of August 31, 2002)
***** Muffin is a fictatious cat name. No real cats were harmed during the writing of this documentary.

What Women ALSO Want (part2)!

Here's the Sequel to the Successful What Women Want guide (What Guys Want is next). If you didn't read part 1, PLEASE read it on the January 7,2003 entry first as some things build upon it. To Guys: this is the advanced level, once you can master the Beginner Bunny slope level on part 1 come back here (kids, don't try this at home). Based on Part 1's feedback, I'd like to again mention that there are MANY exceptions. With much trepidation here is What Women ALSO Want.

OK, in part 1 we established in general that girls want a guy who is Taller, Older, Attractive (not necessarily physically attractive), Mature, Caring, Funny, Smart, and oh yeah Honest. Duh, really? Now as we all know, all girls (well except lesbians) want THE perfect man, but does he exist? This can be derived from the mindset of how a young naive girl develops into a woman.

To try to solve the ancient mysteries of women, we have to look at history. Yes guys, you are looking at an exclusive. No where in history has anybody (in written record) been able to crack the female code. It's not in the Bible, not in the Koran, nor in Buddhist Temples where clueless monks just chant I don't know 5389 times. We will have to take a journey back in time to the different stages of how a girl evolves.

Childhood: Note that even at an early age of 7 or 8, girls are already playing w/ Barbie** and Ken dolls (Ken is already the bitch in this relationship) as well as playing house . At this early stage they are already trying to create the perfect fantasy family world in their little heads to trap guys of the future to fit their mold. They may not like guys yet, but already have reasons to blame them if they don't fit their perfect childhood dream.

Pre-Teen: Female humans start puberty earlier than their males counterparts. Around 10-13, they start to grow a carpet down there, nipples start to get sore, and perhaps some embarrassing release of bodily fluids. Meanwhile boys are still busy picking their noses and wiping it on people (not to mention laughing at girls w/ red stuff leaking down their pants). So it is no wonder that girls start to like older guys who are on the same pubecent level as them and who are more mature and understanding.  It is also at this time when they dream and plan their perfect wedding (or life sentence of a man).

Teenager: Here is when hormones are starting to run wild. Innocent naive girls (who have never been emotionally hurt) start to get fascinated by taller, older, hot looking guys. Remember, they don't know any better, they are scared, but excited at the same time ("do you think Brad will ask me to the dance?" <giggle giggle>). All this is compounded by other teenage girlfriends talking and doing the same thing. Girls get crushes at this stage and scream and leave notes, gossip and wear makeup that makes them look 18 when they are still jail-bait. Boys who are HS seniors are the most fortunate at this stage. Since they are "Seniors", they are older, they can be on the football or basketball team, may have a nice ring, or drive a car, etc. (they have an "aura" about them") and yet these unsuspecting girls dont' know how much of an asshole guys are.

College: OK folks.HERE is the crucial pivotal turning point in time where girls start to shift their wants. Having been screwed over by a couple of guys (in many ways I might add), she is no longer innocent nor native. Girls start to realize there is more to a guy than how attractive he is. Is he a player? Does he treat me good? Am I happy? What's his major? Is he smart? etc. Now at this transitional stage she still has her perfect dream guy in her head and is willing to risk dating attractive guys in order to find her love. She is still young so she can date a poor guy w/ no car w/o feeling scared since there is plenty of time in the future. This could be one of the most fun times for girls. Her boobs (if she has some) and ass are still firm, her skin makes a baby's butt jealous, guys are attracted to them like flies are to dog poop, they get free dinners, free drinks, free rides (well you get the picture) etc.etc. None of their friends are married so she can hang out w/ their girlfriends, go clubbing, bar hopping, house parties, get wasted, etc. They can enjoy sex since their old enough and cause it's fun. This is the time where they are newly independent from their parents, and have as much fun as possible.

On a side note based on the feedback from Part1 I will atempt to clarify the Penis Size Issue. From reading some studies on the correlation between size and pleasure, physically speaking the first 2 inches of a female's vagina is where all the nerve endings are. So in theory a 2.5" penis can give a girl the same amount of pleasure as an 8" one. However, how often is sex strictly physical? Why is sex after an argument better? Why do people enjoy bondage, fetishes, fantasies, being naughty, etc? Because the psychological powers it brings greatly enhances love making. So when a girl sees a big penis for the first time, you can imagine the look on her face, the way her eyes light up, the excitement and fear at the same time. She may be scared but inside her head she wonders how climbing aboard the ride would be like. It stimulates the mind and adds to the psychological terror and pleasure which heightens imagination and excitement. So in that regards, size is better.  On the flip side, if the owner of such a massive tool is boring or an asshole, that guy will make the girl lose the excitement as time goes on. It's similar to eating lobster everyday. The first couple of times it's great, then it's, ok, then you want a change, and at the end you just need something else. If a guy can't offer a girl any other reason to stay, eventually she'll leave. Therfore "a girl ain't gonna stay w/ a big dick, if he is a big dick".

Post-Graduation: This is when fear for women start to set in. After partying and having nothing but fun for years, she realizes she is at a new chapter in her life. When a woman reaches her late 20s and up, and is not in a committal relationship or married, things start to turn nervous. The sun is setting down dear. She is trying to grasp the last of her youth before the breasts sag (if she has any), the wrinkles around the eyes show, the weight around her thighs grow, and more of her paycheck is allocated to the beauty salon, spa, and cosmetics counter.  She is not interested in hanging out as much anymore. After working all week, she is tired. Many of her friends may be taken, and she feels that she is more and more alone. "WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOOD MAN!" she shrieks. First of all, CALM DOWN GIRL, sheesh. She is interested in serious relationships (although small flings are possible). Good looking guys are lower on her priority list. As long as the guy is nice, caring, has a stable job, this may be good enough for her. As she gets even older, ugly will be acceptable. Later on, she decides, he may not even need a stable job. She is LESS picky. Remember how a guy treats a girl is more important in the long run than looks. If you are an ugly guy, this may be your chance to reel in a good catch. Just treat her nice and she is yours

Engagement/Marriage: This is what women have been dreaming of since they were a little girl. So if you are lucky enough to find a soul mate for eternity, here's a couple of words of advice: "Don't F**K it up!".  While guys may think of marriage as a tax deduction, a woman dreams of the perfect process. This includes the courting, proposal and wedding. In this age of the Bachelor, Joe Millionaire, etc. how you court a lady is just as important as how you look. If you are lucky enough to find someone you want to marry, make it a romantic setting. It doens't mean expensive, but put thought into it. It can be something simple as where you first met, a far remote location, a small park where you prepare her favorite foods, to a public place where you want to show you love, but make sure it romantic, thoughtful, and has some magic feel to it.

The Ring: This is it Guys. This rock is the mother of all keys to her heart, her future and her pants. Now, don't even try to figure out why a diamond ring is so important (it's another of her mysteries). I know, I know, you would rather have a new car instead of that expensive glass cutter, that just sits there on her finger. Swallow the pain man, just do it! A woman wants that beautiful glass cutter because it symbolizes many things. One, it's damn expensive! It shows a guy is serious about the relationship, and her. Two, it shows that even though he has no idea what the big deal about a ring is, that fact that he still buys it means he's thinking of her happiness over his. Three, a girl gets to show it to her friends, AND coworkers. She wants to be the envy of her friends AND MORE IMPORTANTLY her enemies. Girls are like that sometimes, they just want to make themselves feel better at the expense of that "calculating bitch". And for some reason, they'll find a way to "show off" that ring. Like they'll fix their hair w/ the diamond sticking out. Or if they point to something w/ their ring hand near the person's eyes. Or they'll bring out the handlotion so they can rub their ring hand right in front of their gfs faces. And Lastly, it shows that a guy Loves them. But one curious question: If a guy buys a girl a ring, and she accepts, he will get her Love. But since the girl gets love AND a ring. Why don't you see her buying the guy a Flat Screen TV in return?  Who gets the better deal?

Well this is it for this 2nd edition. As in all sequels, it may not be as dynamic as the first. It's a story that chronicles not just What, but Why Women think the way they do. Hopefully it would help some sad  clueless men out there.  However, for you ladies, there has been enough requests for "What Guys Want" so stay tuned and subscribe so you won't miss it. There's a lot to guys than most girls think, hehe. And forward me your requests for additional topics.

Remember, if you have a bunch of "advanced" clueless guys you should email this to them. Again, this is written by a guy (w/o any help) so let me know how I did. I wrote this tongue in cheek so don't be too harsh on me ok? (it's meant to be funny) ;) There are a LOT of great single Women out there. Take the time to understand where they are coming from and you will have their heart. Oh and don't forget to give me credit if you forward it

** Barbie is a registered trademark of Mattel Corp.

The Guys and Girls Glance (is this flirting?)
         

I'm going to be interviewed on the radio (about the boring stock market and economy) so haven't had time to prepare any entries. However, the next series of What People Want will be coming soon. Just give me ideas on what you're interested in.

Anyways, now that I'm single, it's interesting to go out and interact and perhaps flirt a little. Yesterday I went to Barnes & Noble @ Union Sq. to keep up with periodicals and current events. Anyways I saw several girls deep in thought reading books, studying or drinking Starbucks*** products. Now I'm asking myself (for the first time I may add, since I usually look and not ponder) do these girls really like those books that much or does this give them an opportunity to get out of the house, see friends or meet new people? Remember, bookstores are usually quiet, so if you hit on a girl, everyone in the surrounding 4 aisle radius will hear you get rejected. So a more "tactful" approach would be ideal.

Did you ever make eye contact w/ anyone awkwardly? It can either be an attractive person, or butt ugly, but you eyes just so happen to meet and you quickly pretend to look somewhere else. But one second after it registers in your brain, you're thinking "that guy/girl is HOT", or he/she is so gross you have a sudden urge to shower. But in either case, it is slightly amusing. So I decided I was gonna have fun and catch them in the eye and smile. I walked past this japanese girl who was on her cell, as I got closer, she looked up, I looked at her and smiled as I walked by. She looked and did that one second reflex "look away" but I saw her smile as she was talking on the phone. Too bad B&N was closing. Every girl that was heading down the escalator, I casually glanced at them and caught their eye and then smiled before they could look away. (Now I would like to stress, I didn't just stare at them w/ a stupid smirk, I did a tactful glance, and a shy smile) I got about 5 smiles (but were embarrassed)  1 who looked back and smiled and one that turned completely away. hmmmm...

Now here's the question.  Why did the girls smile? I did this to attractive and non attractive girls. Remember it happens in a split second and is usually a reflex action so she has no time to think.  Is it because they like the guy? Or perhaps they are caught off guard and happy that they think a guy is interested in them? Or something pleasantly unexpected happens? Or secretly inside the need to be liked is quickly fulfilled and brings an uncontrollable smile. I think it is a combination of a couple of these things. And do you know how sometimes when you pass by someone you can smell their scent? Hopefully you're wearing cologne/perfume cuz when you are passing by smelling like armpit, it's a TURN OFF. And after you pass by and you "sneak a peek" and see them sneeking a peek back, you may smile too cuz it is quite amusing.

(update: based on the feedback so far, I didn't do a thanx for holding the door for you courtesy smile. I looked at them in the eye and then smiled a little at them like they were HOT {even though they weren't} so there was no confusion, haha)

*** Starbucks is a registered trademark of Starbucks Corporation

see? girls sometimes are even worse:

Girl [1:27 PM]:  i was at teh B&N and i glance at this guy sorta had a awkward eye contact
Girl [1:28 PM]:  and i turn away thinking wow he's cute so i followed him everywhere he went
Girl [1:28 PM]:  hehe....quite obvious, i'm mean of course i realized he's not as cute as the first glance but still decent looking
Weezguy [1:29 PM]:  what did u do, hide behind a garbage can when he turned around?
Girl [1:29 PM]:  noo.  pretend that i was looking for a book
Weezguy [1:29 PM]:  i should put this on my xanga

What Women Want!

This guide is for all those hopeless guys who can't figure women out. Although it's still 50% a mystery, some things are so easy it's common sense. (Disclaimer: this is written by a guy and there are many exceptions to the rule, but the majority of it is true).

Girls want guys taller than them. Meaning if you are 5'3" don't even think of sitting on a bar stool to fool her. You have to get up eventually. Luckily many asian girls are short.
Girls want guys older than them. Guys are stupid and immature (which is what this guide should help). Some girls are willing to date guys twice their age (but not the other way around). Usually maturity and stability increase with age which women love.
Contrary to popular belief a guy does not have to be hot. But she has to be attracted to him. He may be butt ugly, but may have some charisma, good heart, warmth, or personality.
Girls love to laugh. Depending on her intelligence, and/or wit there are different keys to her funny bone. Some women are dumb as dirt and laugh at anything, while others like corny, dorky, witty, sophisticated, physical, or dry humor. Learn her personality to figure it out.
Not all girls like flowers/chocolates, but if you send her roses in her office that make her peers jealous it may win you some points.
Woman like smart guys, duh. Not necessarily educated (but it's a plus!) but street smart is better than boring like a professor lecture. He should know how to get along w/ her friends/family and even better make her friends jealous that you are such a good conversationalist and have good perception of when to say "yes dear".

Example: Woman is upset and quiet. Guy:"honey what's wrong?" Girl: "nothing" Guy:"R u sure?" Girl "Of course I'm sure, don't I sound ok?" Guy "ok" (5 minutes of silence) Girl: "You don't even care what's wrong???" Guy:"you said you were fine" Girl: "OF COURSE SOMETHING'S WRONG!" Guy: "sorry honey, what's wrong?" Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW??" and storms out. This is one of those mysteries. Don't even think of blaming PMS unless you want total annihilation. Midol is not the magic cure. Just chase after her, hug her and pretend you're listening.

If a girl is not a lesbian, and says she hates all guys, she's been hurt by guys many times. All she wants is to be loved and too many guys have caused her pain or disappointment This girl will be categorized as a "project'. It will take longer and a lot more charming, wittyness and money is needed before she gives you a chance (assuming she likes you a little at least).
Girls like guys who have flexible personalities. He has to be masculine, but at the same time can be sensitive (many girls think it's sexy). He can be goofy, but definitely has to be serious if something is wrong. Most girls prefer the smell of a guy fresh from the shower over cologne (but if you smell, make sure you use that cologne, especially if ur the type that has hair coming out of your shirt even when wearing a turtleneck).
Physical features: Every girl has different tastes, but tall, handsome, good build is a plus. Hair depends on girl. Penis size is irrelevant for long term relationship. For short term it may be fun, but ultimately the personality is more important. She has to be happy w/ the guy. No girl is gonna marry a guy for his penis. But he better know how to use it. A girl ain't gonna stay w/ a big dick if he is a big dick.
Money: here's an age old question. Most girls won't marry for money (any Anna Nicole Chin's here?) but it's definitley a plus. Nice clothes, hot car, are nice, but stability and the ability of a man to take care of a lady is the underlying theme. How many guys are befuddled that a girl won't jump into their Honda Civic w/ purple paint and a  muffler bigger than their head? (or for older guys a BMW M3). A car is a tool, not the key to their heart (or pants).

The way a guy macks on a girl is pretty easy to interpret. Hint guys: If you call a girl 5 times a day and she's busy (or doesn't answer) STOP calling her. What the hell you thinking? "gee, i called 5 times and she ignored me, but I bet if I call her the 6th time she'll fall in love w/ me". NOT. And don't think you're so smart by blocking your caller ID, that just moves you from annoying to "get away from me" status. Take what little dignity you have left and pray she don't tell all her friends what a staulker you are. If you're on a date, ask her before doing anything, if she's indecisive then don't sit there like a herb. Girls like a confident guy. Be thoughtful but assertive

Well that's it for now. After reading this ladies, am I right for the most part? Does this mean that once a guy does these things that they'll be a good relationship? HELLLLZZ NOO. This is where you ladies have to know what GUYS want (well besides that). Let me know if you ladies can figure it out. And if this IS right? you should email this to some clueless guys.

btw: this is written by me (w/ no help) and if u forward it, make sure i get credit

Now I Know What's Wrong

I took this stupid intelligence test. It's like uhh, like supposed to like uhh give u like some sense of personality trait and stuff.

Did you know?

60% of Visual Mathematicians wait for the otherperson to make the first move on a date.

WTF? Visual Math? Is that like a person that can multiply with their eyes open? Isn't that a typical Asian. You know it took me 3 times to pass Calculus and I only took one semester of Computer Science before realizing I hated it. So how can this be?

And 60% wait for the other person to make the first move on a date? Hmmm, so what they're saying is I have permission to mack more since I don't do it enough? Well, I guess I just have to contribute to society in some way

here's the link if uwant to try.

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Merry Xmas? Hmmm. It's 3:23am on the 26th of December and I just returned home. Why? OK, let me ask you this question. When is a 1991 Nissan Sentra se-r better than a BMW Z3?

How about Xmas day? when this "white Christmas" made me abandon my Z3 in Queens after trying to get out of the snow. After one hour of trying to get through an intersection I gave up, especially watching 4x4s and small Japanese front wheel drive cars go past me. So walking in the cold, carrying stuff in the snow, I finally walked to my Sentra. Lo and behold it reliably passed that same intersection w/o a problem.

1991 sentra se-r: front wheel drive (better for snow traction since most of weight is on the driving wheel), this car was on car&driver's 10 best cars every year of its existance (91-94, u can check) and is my blood,sweat and tears car (i did all the work myself). More reliable than my old Celica and Integra. Only thing it lacks is the sexy factor.

BMW Z3: JamesBond Goldeneye car, sexy, convertible, "show car". Rear wheel drive, even with traction control couldn't get out of the snow (the rear of the car is so damn light the wheels just flailed in the air). Doesn't have the KFC cheap fun to drive feel as the sentra, but convertible makes up for it. BUT GIRLS LOVE IT!

I know people would think I'm crazy, but if I HAD to sell one car, I'd sell the Z3. Does having the "right" car mean so much? Do Americans treat their cars as sex and status symbols? Would a girl be less likely to date someone if they thought you had a Z3 but you don't? Or is it just a vehicle to get form point A to B? I already know your answer, but does anyone want to buy the Z3 anyway?

DAMN DAMN, no transit strike! I was hoping for a strike. WHY? Because I work at home? No. Because I have a car? No.  Because I want to see my friends suffer? No.  Cuz I bet someone $33 there would be a strike and I lost. "What? you want me to not get to school/work just so you can win $33?"!!!

I'm so evil. But in either case I'm happy you guys can make it to work. even tho I lost $33  hehe, people were mad at meeeee

WOW! "update your site, update your site" FINE FINE. Here's what you're waiting for!

First: I got a LOT of feedback from the link on my previous entry. Glad you guys liked it

Second: OK, here's the result of the Bachelor maid/dataentry countdown. I got feedback ranging from "hire the hottest girl" to "hire a guy" to "you chauvinistic pig". Here is my response: "i'm not hiring for a girlfriend", "i'm not hiring for a BOYfriend" and thirdly "i'm not hiring for a girlfriend".

Somehow I get the feeling i'm gonna feedback no matter what I say. But in either case I hired contestant #1. Thank you for your votes everyone. Since this isn't a beauty contest I'm not posting pictures. But she is attractive and most importantly she has a good heart. I can trust her in that I can leave my apt and know everything is safe. She is very tidy, smart, knows the neighborhood, flexible, thorough, fun and a sweety.

It was really hard to pick since I had SO many nice applicants, and if anybody needs a part time maid I can definitely recommend some of the other contestants so feel free to ask.

If you have any special requests (chores for her to do) let me know. just kiddin (i really mean just kiddin)

Thirdly, I got interviewed in a Korean magazine about the economy and such. Here's a picture. Still don't know what it says.

http://cluepon.sgl.org.au/    have fun