October 21, 2007

• Weezguy’s Legendary Halloween and Contest. Who wants to win Free Xanga Premium (read further for details)?

  Sorry, I’ve been busy taking cooking courses, so I’ve been neglecting my xanga. Halloween approacheth again, and you guys know me, I have pretty outrageous costumes. Last year I made it to GAY TV. The guy who interviewed me asked “Are you gay?” and I said “no”, and then he asks “Are YOU SURE????” …….  How do you respond to that? “errrr, I wasn’t but after you asked me twice, maybe I am?”.  Then he asked me to say  “You are watching Gay TV”, and I said no (in case my friends catch me on that channel), and he got mad. Oh wells.

  Ok, in order to win free premium (by me), GUESS what I will be dressing up as this year (hints at the bottom of entry).

  Here’s my previous costumes to give you guys a precursor as to what is to come.

  2006, instead of a regular flower, I was a naughty naughty sInflower.  CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

    on the big screen tv, GayTv Hollywood parade.

  2005: Swedish Transexual 3 breasted Hermaphrodite Bagpiper CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

   

  2004: Pregnant Hula Dancer  CLICK HERE FOR ENTRY

  This costume required more physical work since the costume had to “perform” as well as be seen. I had to shake my pregnant abdomen for the world to see (tiring after 30 seconds). Plus I had fake boobs and flashed people w/ my coconut bra. While walking home after a party at 4am in Times Sq, I passed by a group of those black power groups. Needless to say, they were yelling about anger of the repressed African people. As I got closer, they ALL stopped talking and started staring at me w/ ANGRY eyes. I was really scared they were gonna jump me. But when I got really close, they ALL started cracking up. Who else can turn 25 black people from anger to laughter in a span of 15 seconds?  At the annual parade on 6th avenue, Camera crews filmed us, and I got stopped by 10 policemen (and woman) so they can take a picture w/ me. 2 links:  This link is the movie of the Halloween parade.  

  2003: Wonder Woman on Drugs:  Click this link for that entry. 

  I won the Supper Club contest that year. When a guy wears a bikini bottom made for a girl, he has NOWHERE to hide. I drank myself silly that night so nothing would get me excited haha.  Let’s just say, I have NEVER heard the N train so quiet that night.  I know people were staring at me from the corner of their eyes.  I have a movie clip of it here: Wonder Woman (on drugs) plays Dance Dance Revolution. Click HERE.  Be Patient as it loads.

   2002:  Big Titty Cheerleader.  Let’s just say the PomPoms weren’t the only attention grabber that year.  I made it to Webster Hall’s Website that year. Where else can you dance HipHop and Trance, and have people cheer you on (and some drunk people sticking heads under my skirt)

    2001:  Skank Ho.  OMG this GUY was so drunk, look where he put his hands. I was soooooooo violated. I felt like a girl who thought the gynecologist was gay but wasn’t.

  Now: (dram roll please) for Xanga Premium.  What do you get when you cross a James Bond Character that dances very furrily (yea I made up that word).  Winner gets Free Xanga Premium.

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