July 5, 2007

• Weezguy does San Francisco. Better than LA? Child please, what a dumb question. [colour matches the Golden Gate]

  Happy July 4th everyone. Since America was celebrating, I decided to celebrate and get the heck out of LA.  To this day it amazes me how slow and unambitious LA people are. Nobody wanted to travel, it was definitely worth taking a day off for a once in a lifetime opportunity. Oh wells, I have gotten used to the lack of energy here, again rented a plane and flew to SF myself. OMG, SF is so much better. It’s a real city.  With Real people walking, not Barbie doll plastic dolls skanking around in Lexus cars.  People use the bus (electric), trolleys, cable cars, BART. Lot of people were walking on the streets.  It’s like comparing Pamela Anderson to a new prison inmate.  One is energetic wild sexy and fun, and the other one hides quietly lying there wishing it was over.

   I THOUGHT it was going to be like this the next day when I flew. Crystal clear, like a person who ate celery, wheat, Metamucil and other fibers. (from Marin Country on the ground).

    Instead, the day I flew, FOG came spewing out like a long warm fart. Have you ever been on a crowded train when someone decides to share tacos he/she ate for lunch w/ the rest of the train? Oh wait, LA people never experienced that haha. You are trapped, and you know the smell is coming, yet there’s nothing you can do. That’s what happened, as we will see in the next VIDEO. (NW side of San Fran avoided the upcoming Fog)

  This is flying from the Oakland (east) side after the fog ruined my chances of sightseeing from San Fran.  Notice that the southeast side of SF is covered in fart (clouds), while the Northwest was still sunny. You can barely see Alcatraz, and the Southern Golden Gate Bridge tower while the North (Marin County) side is still sunny.  Have you ever known a girl that got everything she wanted while the rest of us were stuck in crap?  Yea, me neither. Sorry it was too hard to narrate, I had the headset/mic near my mouth and had to listen to the control tower.

  This is me approaching from Oakland side. In red, is Alcatraz Island. In yellow, is the north tower of the Golden Gate Bridge. I was trying to avoid the fog like a 45 year old woman hitting on me.

  Alcatraz, once I successfullly dodged the clouds. Where is the ghost of Al Capone?

  From the Marin County (north) side. Notice it’s so sunny, on this side and you can see the bridge towers in Yellow.

  This is what I saw when I was flying above the clouds from the south and decided to retreat. I was w/ my cousin at this point, and had to drop her off near Sacramento before I came back and risked my life to give you guys Xanga sighseeing video/pics.

     Leaning out of the Cable Car is fun. Look how surprised these people are when I caught them in unassuming positions. Cable cars as opposed to just trolleys, have a cable actually running below the street all the time powered by (at first) a Steam Engine.  When the cable car needs to move, the conductor of the car will grab the moving cable and pulls the cars up hills turns etc. (I guess kind of similar to roller coasters climbing the hill). When it needs to stop, the conductor lets go of the cable, and uses the brakes.

    Ok, so I started July 3rd, taking off from San Francisco (RED), I hit the big cloud/fog layer as shown 2 pictures above, and made a right 270 degree turn going south towards San Jose, then North and dropped my cousin off near Sacramento. Next (in YELLOW), I flew west towards Oakland and approached the bay from the East side, where I took the Video shown above, made a right turn going North, and entered San Francisco Airport airspace, and proceeded to turn south towards San Jose and down the coast.  When I was 2/3 of the way down to LA, I was running low on fuel, so I landed in San Luis to pick up some petro and took off from there (GREEN). Then I flew towards Santa Barbara Airport down the coast and back towards Los Angeles.  Man I toured every major city in California in a span of 8 hours.

  Perhaps it’s time to leave LA, I made some cool friends but 90% of people are either stupid, boring, fake, OR stupid, boring, and blonde. Oh oh, I’m so going to slapped. haha. Is there anybody out there that actually likes seeing new things? Come join me, on the next adventures of Weezguy.  A new Weezguy xanga article coming soon. yea yea I know.

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