April 8, 2007

• Weezguy’s Wanted Classifieds  (anybody interested?)

   

  WANTED (yea I know xanga is 1/2 public, 1/2 friends)

  1.  Another tour the United States Trip.  Looking for several either unemployed, student, or homeless that is interested in traveling the country.  If you looked at my previous entry, it was REALLY fun.  Saw things from the tallest roller coaster in America, Mall of America (biggest mall), Rock and Roll Hall of fame, Mt Rushmore, Coors brewing factory, Grand Canyon, Petrified Forest.   If anybody is interested let me know. Looking to travel the South.  It is a Great Experience. Thinking sometime in May.

  http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=weezguy&nextdate=7%2f22%2f2006+23%3a59%3a59.999

  

  2. Does anybody remember my OLD entry about the maid and the TV show the Bachelor? Several years ago, when I hired a maid, I had a few applicants (who were nameless) and I asked my Xanga viewers to vote to see who I should hire. Well after several years of service (strictly platonic) she has a real job. So I’m looking for a new maid. Applicant should come every 2 weeks, and do regular dusting, mopping, cleaning etc. Pays decently and in cash.

  

  Stipulations:
  1. Don’t want to hire a friend:  You know how weird it is to tell your friend, “oh you missed a spot by the toilet, go get it”.
  2. Don’t want to hire a complete stranger:  I don’t want to come home and find that my place is sparkling clean, because they took all the furniture (and yet the dust bunnies are still there).
  3. Don’t want to hire a guy: Yea, umm I don’t want Antoine over there vacuuming around me and someone wonder why I decide to do Equal Opportunity.  NOOOO thank u
  4. No Ex-Girlfriends: Can you picture it now? “Honey, I know you used to shower in the tub, but now you have to clean it”. no no no

  If you are NOT psycho, need pretty good pay, can speak English, and is trustworthy (often you will be alone in my place) let me know. You can contact me via email or im also. I can give you the old maid’s info if you want a reference.

  Here’s the old entry link: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=weezguy&nextdate=11%2f27%2f2002+23%3a59%3a59.999

   

  Supertramp – Take A Look At My Girlfriend Lyrics – from 1979′s Breakfast in America

  Take a look at my girlfriend
  She’s the only one I got
  Not much of a girlfriend
  Never seem to get a lot
  Take a jumbo across the water
  Like to see America
  See the girls in California
  I’m hoping it’s going to come true
  But there’s not a lot I can do
  Could we have kippers for breakfast
  Mummy dear, Mummy dear
  They got to have ‘em in Texas
  Cos everyone’s a millionaire
  I’m a winner, I’m a sinner
  Do you want my autograph
  I’m a loser, what a joker
  I’m playing my jokes upon you
  While there’s nothing better to do
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  Don’t you look at my girlfriend
  She’s the only one I got
  Not much of a girlfriend
  Never seem to get a lot
  Take a jumbo across the water
  Like to see America
  See the girls in California
  I’m hoping it’s going to come true
  But there’s not a lot I can do
  Nan nan nan nan
  nan nan nan nan nan nan nan
  Nan nan nan nan
  nan nan nan nan nan nan
  nan nan
  Nan nan
  Nan Nan
  Nan nan
  Nan nan
  Nan Nan
  Nan nan
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  Nan nan nan
  Nan Nan
  Nan nan nan

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