January 16, 2007

• PORN Show and CES in Las Vegas.

   

  OMG, I’m a loser. Remember my previous entry that made fun of the stupid Asian guy that took pics w/ the Porn Stars? If not, I attached the previous entry under this one.  WELL, I did the EXACT SAME THING!  Yes, I went to the Porn ummm I mean, Adult Entertainment Expo AND the Consumer Electronics Show.  The CES had some nice gadgets but basically all it is, is a big Radio Shack.  But the AEE from stricly an entertainment point of view was more interesting.  It’s funny to see miles and miles of Dildos, Vibrators, and umm Simulated genitilia on shelves.

   

  It was FUNNY, the AEE and the CES were in the same exact building. If you go to the left door, you enter the Porn show, and if you enter the right, you see the Gadgets.  On one side, you see a ton of Nerdy Geeky loser guys, and on the other entrance you see…… umm  Nerdy Geeky loser guys hahah.   So I was near the door and who just happens to swing by?  I saw this nasty ass, fat, pear shape body.  Could it be?  YESSSS and he loved my T shirt.  I ran into Ron Jeremy the legend of disgusting nasty ass fat but happens to have a salami bigger than a 5 year old boy’s leg. So we took a picture together.

   

   He liked my t- shirt.

  Look I’m a loser. Before even thinking how stupid I was, I ran faster than diarrhea after White Castles, upstage and took pictures w/ these “actresses”.  Can you transmit STD’s by handshake?  I feel very lightheaded lately.

   

  If I had known how big porn would be, I would have volunteered at an early age. Oh wait, girls do that now anyways.

   

  Here’s proof I went to the CES. I actually stayed longer there, but nothing really “interesting” to report.

   

  While, I got your attention, I wanted your guys opinions on my t-shirt(s).

   

  Built in automatic tie.  But w/ a blazer looks very chic.  I actually wore this to the New Year’s eve party at Temple.  What do you think?

   

   

  Previous Entry of how I made fun of that loser Asian guy and I did the same thing. duhhhhh.  Weezy’s world tour continues.  Where to next?

   

   

                                      Wednesday, January 10, 2007

  Las Vegas: What to do? Since I’m in Vegas, there are 2 pretty big events going on. Most of you have heard of the CES, or Consumer Electronics Show where gadgets and big things are unveiled. Examples were the VCR, the CD player, LCD Tv’s. OR….. should I go see the Adult Entertainment Expo 2007 ? The biggest adult porn convention. Where you can check the latest in ummm female pleasure items and meet plenty of celebrity “actresses”. hahaha look at this dude. This is the hottest girl this guy has ever touched. maybe that can be me if i go. hahah i found this somewhere on the net. Which one should I attend?   I think the answer is rather obvious……  i need a new tv

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