December 30, 2006

•   Come to the T party for New Years Eve w me. Contact me for tickets. Info on previous post

  GoodBye 2006 – Recap - What are YOUR resolutions? Be honest

  Another friggin year has gone and past and we’ve done nothing but get closer to osteoporosis, I can feel my bones turning brittle as I type w/ this ergonomic keyboard.  Every year people feel sad that another year has passed so quickly and they vow to do something positive the next year. “Umm, I’m going to quit smoking” or “I’m going to lose weight” , or “I’ll sleep w/ less than 100 guys” but you know people don’t change.

  So what are YOU going to do this year?  Are you going to study for once? Or get up off that couch? Are you going to spend weekends crying over the same people getting sick on those Korean Dramas?  How about breaking up w/ that loser guy just cuz you had nothing (nobody) else better to do?  Well technically you could have changed things immediately but sometimes people are just lost like sperm deciding to turn left or right in the fallopian tube, so they need a specific date. And for most people that is January 1st.  Make a LIST of things you want to accomplish and DO THEM.  Some things are a checklist item (like passing a test, DONE), some things are ongoing (I will workout every week), but these tend to fail because it requires maintenance just like dating a Goldigger.  My tip, for NEXT year, pick some goals that can be accomplished, instead of things that are never quite done.

  Here are some example things that CAN be DONE: 
  1. Pass the CPA exam: spend all of your time studying until you get it and pass: Done
  2. I don’t’ want to be a virgin anymore: Spend $100 at the corner. DONE
  3. I don’t want to be ugly anymore: Spend $20,000 in Korea plastic surgery. DONE

  Here are some examples of things that can never be DONE:
  1.  I want to be skinny:  You know the moment you lose 50 pounds you’re going to celebrate by eating that Cheesecake, and your weight will appear and disappear like Britney Spears panties.  NOT DONE
  2.  I’m going to quit drinking:   How can you alcohalics stop drinking when peer pressure keeps you going? You can’t just reach a moment and say you’re done. You have to say no the rest of your life. NOT DONE
  3. I’m going to fall in love w/ someone for their insides:  Buzzer sounds: bzzzzzz Wrong answer. How can you be happy w/ someone when your panties get wet whenever someone you really want approaches? If you’ve been in a desert for 3 days and finally find some water, what you going to do? ……  That’s right you’re going to drink that water like you never thought you’d ever get it again.   Answer?  NOT DONE. 

  Moral of story: Putting yourself in a Winning position. Pick things that can be accomplished. That way you can say, yes I’ve done a lot.

   

   

  My past goals for 2006:

  1. Travel and move to a new city to explore. - Drove from NYC to LA saw 20 states. Went to Korea yay.
  2. Try to be nice person – Not Done, ok sorry I can’t help being my cheeky self.
  3. Stop being shy and have balls to go up to girls for dates – Met some really nice ones, but only after I drank.
  4. Take Wine classes – DONE, little did I know 45 yr old ladies got tipsy in class and umm were very touchy.
  5. Take Guitar Lessons – NOT DONE, I can read notes and everything but only learned like 3 hours worth
  6. Take Performance Driving school – DONE. Nothing like driving and drifting expensive cars. I’ll teach you guys difference between Physical and Mental driving in a future article.
  7. Take Acting Classes:  DONE – I’ve had self discovery
  8. Find a non-psycho girlfriend:  IMPOSSIBLE?  Oh well came close, I tried.
  9. Get Airplane Pilot’s License:  Still taking the airplane classes, hopefully get my pilots license soon (pending)
  10. Spend more time w/ family – OK so I’m a mama’s boy. STFU!   I love you mommy
  11. Retire and Stop Working -  I put this on my list every year, oh well keep trying.

  What are your goals? And suggest something for me to add for 2007.

  • 3:10 pm
  • 34 Comments