October 16, 2006

• edit: I forgot to add a few more pics
  
  

  Weezguy ‘s antics in Korea.  Did I destroy Korea, or did it destroy  me?

  Thisis probably my most GAY entry ever. Did you know people in Asia are so gay? From the girly haircuts guys have, to the girly songs, andeverybody holds hands, even straight guys.  OMG my first night there(w/ jetlag) in MeongDong and FINALLY falling asleep, what happens?They started BLASTING some big advertising show at 9amplaying music. You know sometimes when you hear stuff, things getincorporated in your dreams?  Well this MFing song, got embedded in me,and from then on I couldn’t get this stupid song out of my head. Peoplelooked at me weird as I was humming some stupid jingo jango. Arghhh. It’s just plain gay catchy. grrr
  Hyori Lee-Anyclub  (click that little black right arrow on the bottom left of the player)
  
  

  
  Ok ok, under the constant bombardment for updates, I finally decided toupload my spontaneous trip to Seoul. For some reason everyone there iskind of Fobby. <shrugz>.  For some reason people tell me thegirls there are really pretty. Well, I’ll tell you one thing, ifeveryone had plastic surgery and they’re still this ugly? Imagine whatthey looked like before.  It’s like trying to wash mud, it won’t work. I have some pics and videos so enjoy.
  
  This is actually a boring video of my first night there. NOT really worth seeing.
  
  

  SHOES: Doesn’t everyone like buying shoes when they go shopping?Apparently Weezguy is no exception.  For those who saw my previoussingle spring shoe on a previous entry, these definitely beat it.Notice on the left picture, a big adver sign on the top left. Well Icouldn’t say no, so TADA I bought them.  Below these pics are somevideos of me purchasing the shoes (and the demonstrations). These shoes are tooo cool, old women inside the train would take pictures of my shoes, while holding on to the rail. Girls comes up to me . My acting teacher loves em, and she likes to make me go in front of class just to see me walk in them.
  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  GIRLS:  My gosh was I disappointed.  I heard so much stories (sooo manypretty girls in Korea), then I walk inside the city.  Well people were 1/2right, there were soooooooo many girls, too bad they look like these. I think NY has pretty Korean girls, LA is ok, but Korea doesn’t haveany (ironic isn’t it)?  Here are random shots in Seoul, and asyou can see, many are plain Jane.  The last video I got in trouble.  Iasked some random girl (in English) if she wanted to have sex justbecause I was being cheeky.  Little did I know her engRish was vaddyvaddy good. She screamed, so I got scared and ran.
  
   
  

  Touring the streets of Seoul:  The nicest thing about Seoul is that they sell everything on the streets.  The worst thing about Seoul is they sell everything on the streets.  From high fashionable gadgets such as coloured mobiles and GPS units, to BBQ Squid (smells really bad when it’s warm out and all u smell is burnt squid), cooked Dog, and of course underwear.  Here we have some pictures and videos to capture what Seoul has to offer.
  
  Anybody want to eat Dog?
  One thing you got to love about Seoul. Even at 4am, on the streets you can always get food whenever you want (unlike LA where driving for 1/2 an hour at 9pm, everything is closed).
  
    Where else can you get fresh squid and/or fish juice smoothies? Just add raw fish and blend w/ sugar. ewwwww.
  
  Excuse me grandma? Do you sell Frederick’s of Hollywood?  I wonder how she carries these knickers to work everyday on the street?  Maybe she just creates a tent out of lace and sleeps there.
  Apparently the people of Seoul are quite conservative. Right in the middle of taking this picture, the shop owner started yelling at me, and everyone gave me a not very friendly, but amused look.
  Even old underwear shop owners speak some engRish.  Very nice lady let me play w/ some granny panties.
  

  
  Ok, so I was bad. I went to Changgyeonggung palace and I guess I was too impatient and disregarded the sign.  You can see I wore 2 different pair of spring shoes. The left side is the single spring shoe, and the right side is the newly purchased triple springs. For some reason I don’t think the guards appreciated my taste in shoes as they ushered me out.
  
  
    GAYness:  The thing about Asia is everything is pretty sissylike.  Look at the snow flake fruit ice cream.  It looks like stupid imitation crab meat, but tastes like Christmas in August.  Look at the type of posters in the subway.  If this doesn’t say Gay I don’t’ know what does.
  
     Seoul Tower: They asked for ID. Apparently, no Koreans are allowed to go visit there, only foreigners. Go Figure.
  
  You can urinate on top of the tower for the world to see.  After I hit the Flash, the guy turned around and thought I took a picture of his willy.  I didn’t show that picture for obvious reasons. His face was funny tho.
  
  There are 2 things I didn’t get to get pictures of. One old guy was paving the sidewalk, and I stepped on the concrete to see if my spring shoes would float (like snowshoes). He was none to pleased, and started to have a go at me, w/ the paving tools. So I couldn’t get a good video w/ his metal tools running at me, sorry.  Secondly, there was 4 old people from Church singing on the streets.  I started singing Old MacDonald had a farm EIEI O, and they turned around and wondered what I was doing. The music stopped and they stared at me, while the crowd just gathered. I was so mad, I couldn’t get the video. Apparently my friend doens’t know ur supposed to get closer w/ the camera, or was too embarrassed to take it for me. The video shows nothing.  And once the crowd gathered I felt it was a good idea to get the heck out of there before the police arrived.
  
  I must admit one thing tho. Korea is pretty fun. Put it this way, at 4am, there is more going on than LA at 9pm. Almost everything you want to do is still open.  I have more friends in Seoul now, than LA, and I went there for only a week.  People there look gay, are pretty ugly, short (but definitely NOT fat). A lot of people speak English, and the signs are printed in Korean AND engRish.  Can you imagine if everything in the States had multiple languages?  I’m sure glad I speak the international language.
  
  
  The 100 won (roughly worth 11 cents) and the US Quarter are IDENTICAL in size.  Somebody did their laundry for 1/2 price when they got back from Korea.  Next time you go there, BACK Up the truck and load up w/ these coins, and find a CoinStar Bank machine. (Weezguy does not advocate this btw).
  
  What next? Hmmmm, oh yea Halloween.  For those who have seen my award winning costumes, this may be my LAST year to dress up.  I’ll give someone else a chance to win.  Hmmm where are the best parties to go to?  LA or NYC or one of each?  Subscribe so you don’t miss the unveiling of Weezguy’s NEW costume.  Oh btw, here’s the link to previous Costumes.
  
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