August 10, 2006

• edit 2: Who’s going to available in Bay area early next week? (mon-tues)? come out

  
  

  edit: AirWeezy has crashed and burned

  
  

   Driving Fast and Flying High: Got a little Spring to your Step? Air Weezy does  

  
  

   

  
  

  Ok, so on a trip to South Carolina (umm the Palmetto State), I was able to do some fun stuff. First I took a performance driving class. For those who are into cars, it was a treat. We took high performance cars such as the M5 and destroyed the tires and brakes. We autocrossed them, put them on a wet skid pad (w/ traction control OFF), did cornering exercises, braking exercises and did some drifting too.  3 days of constant exercises really wears you down. I mean, if you had sex for 3 days straight, you may want to get the ice pack and NOT think about it for a long long time. But, I learned a lot about car control, proper seating, when to brake, how to maximize turns etc.etc. If they had performance Sex EDucation like this, every girl would have multiple orgasms. Go S. Carolina!

  
  

   

  
  

  During the actually traveling, I met someone with some unique shoes. Check out these pictures (yes, the pictures are clickable for a close up). When I first saw them, I was quite fixated on them. They literally have a big SPRING on the bottom of the shoe. Well, that does it, nobody is going to out Kangaroo Weezguy. Therefore I bought a pair. OMG they are so comfortable. It feels like someone put air in some extra strength non rippable condoms and stuck in under the shoes. So cushiony (actual word?) 
  You know what these means for the basketball court right?    

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  That’s right folks. YELLOW man can jump. Air Weezy (and springs) will be dunking to a court near you.

  
  

  For more information on how you can be high, (I mean fly high) contact your friendly local neighborhood Weezguy Xanga and have him dunk on you. (ladies are more than perfectly welcome).

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

   edit: As you can see. These shoes for some reason, do NOT give you the ability to fly. The above picture was fantasy, the picture to the left is reality. I was unable to dunk, and not only that, I looked like a screaming yellow chicken on the way down. Moral of the story?  Make sure there are no girls around when you try, otherwise they may see your stupidity. 

  
  

   

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