October 27, 2005
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Weezguy’s Halloween Costume Unveiling
also edit: People have been stealing my articles w/o giving me credit (mostly the clubbin one). If you see it, please tell them to give credit where credit is due, thanx guys
edit: I went to 3rd floor and Camel in my Nasty Ass Wig and teeth (below). Haha, for some reason all the girls were scared at me. I think cuz it looks real. Even people that knew me were freaked out until they found out who I was. But I must say I did meet a lot of people, too bad they were afriad to shake my hand hehe. mission accomplished
The following picture is NOT what I will be wearing for Halloween. However, due to the Holiday spirit, I decided to have some fun and play around w/ unsuspecting people on the streets and the bars. I took the following items from previous years:
False Ghetto Teeth (w/ the nice Gold tooth)
One black hair wig
White contact lenses (I wore 2)
Put this together and you get:
Creepy Pyscho man. Remember this is NOT my Halloween costume. I just wore this on the streets and I freaked people out hahahah. People would avoid me, some girls got scared and walked on the other side of the road. I went to this bar, and I don’t know, for some reason a lot of the girls wouldn’t stand next to me. <shrugz>. I walked w/ a limp, and when it was dark outside, I admit I did scare the begeesus out of people. FUNNY. Maybe I’ll try it in K town and see what happens.
OkOk, Drum Roll Please…. Here is what you guys have been waiting for. My Halloween Costume.
From the back I look like a typical SchoolGirl right?
Swedish Transexual 3 breasted Hermaphrodite Bagpiper
Yes folks. Weezguy has come up w/ something Hilarious and umm, original. So who wants to come hang out w/ me this weekend? Friday Saturday and the 6th Ave Parade on Monday? IM me if you want to come Pregame together. If you want fun, you must come. Hmm should I shoot more videos? Where am I going? I don’t know. I guess Roseland on Saturday. Come say hi, and offer to “Blow My Pipes”.

What do you guys think?
Background Music (at time of writing): Celtic Scotland the Brave



Comments (61)
can you be more GAY? haha you are genius
scary! +PooStick+
nice legs! lolzz
::speechless::
your beard and wig dont match… ppl will sooooooo be able to tell you’re not a natural blond. =P
ahahahahahaha~~~ omygoodnes….you get freakier and freakier by the year. i’ll come to pregame and take some scandalous pictures. hehhee…
yey!! im going to roseland too!! see ya there
yey!! im going to roseland too!! see ya there
hahahaha where did u get those boobs???????? can’t wait til i see u in person +SMILE4+
stop hurting our sex! all you do are weird takes on women, what about all the weirdo guys out there?!
haha, you’re way too funny
i dont really like halloween…
but if i was to actually have a friend like you….i think i would learn to like it a little…
Once again, I bow down to you!
and if that’s the finished product..i wonder what all the failed attempts were…
but yes, VERY creative, thumbs up!
That’s brilliant Jeff! I wish I would be ny for Halloween but I will go to a Halloween wedding recption on sat. Have fun!
+SUN+ u sure do out-do ur self each year!! hope u win the costume contest!! win a plasma tv!! woot woot…
You e-mail this girl one of your articles? AnNieLyZe
Saw one of your articles there, haha. Popularrr
OMG, only u Jeff. Have fun and be safe. 3 breasts?? Guys are gonna think they’re drunk even before they drink.
too much free time :X
oh god.. lol.. I dont know what to say.. but yes,, you top it each year.. hope you’ll win contests…
You’re hilarious… and have such a vivid imagination! Too bad I won’t get to kiss those breasts this year! LOL!
+o_O+ not sure if i should laugh very very hard, or be deeply disturbed…..very creative
Hahahah! You’re so original man! Good stuff…did someone call the cops on you when you were just bumming around? =)
I went back and watched the Halloween videos. You are one disturbed person. HAHAHAHAHA! +SMILE3+
you’re interesting +KNIFE+
Thanks man for all the laughs!!! ur a genius
great idea for da scottish transexual
yeah it’s extra work but when i actually get around to writing a good entry, it’ll be so worth it
i wanted to braid ur hair…
this yr’s costume is hilarious!!!
YOU WERE SO FUCKING NASTY …U SCARED THE HELL OF ME LAST NIGHTL. SERIOUSLY, U WERE ABOUT 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM GETTING PUNCHED BY ERIC. HAHAHHAHA…. AND THIS MORNING, I WAS STILL FINDING STRANDS OF UR WIG STUCK ON MY COAT. EWWWWWWW….
(AND AS FOR YOUR “REAL” HALLOWEEN COSTUME —> I HAVE NO COMMENT, EXCEPT… HOW ARE YOU GOING TO OUT-DO YOURSELF NEXT YEAR?)
this is ONE scary Swedish Transexual 3 breasted Hermaphrodite Bagpiper….
It’s scarier than creepy psycho guy! hahaha… I’m traumatized +PALE+ haha jp~ NICE ASS +MERONG+
actually i didn’t. someone sent it to me via email.
lol. you go over the top!
hahaha Only you would think of a costume like that! +SMILE4+
whoa did you shave your legs? lol. how do you come up with this stuff? you’re too funny. +SUN+ have a great halloween!
that’s very sexy
hahaa…u too funny, hope you win the contest again this year!
Gale is right. You have too much free time. hahaha have fun this year! ur the best! +WINK+
I never knew they made school girl outfits in your size, lol!
Gosh, I just watched those videos, it was entertaining in a very disturbed way. . .
sometimes you scare me jeff! +FLOWER+ i need to add this flower emoticon to neutralize the pic i just saw. See ya at roseland
hello there…..i will def give u credit for that hilarious peice…..sorry but it was emailed to me….didnt know who to give credit too except where i got it from. funny shit…keep it coming.
u should def write for a magazine or something!! i would subscribe to it!!
check out my page again….u have lots of fans
omg weezie..see u tomorrow
Looking forward to see what’s new this year.
lol loved your costume. i love boobies. sorry i inverted yours.
Hahaha. I wonder what inspired you…
yooooOoooo..nice last night! lol
i loved it! it’s brilliant. muhahahah.
friday was a good night.
hieee elvis here, i posted up your pic on my site
nice legs.
It was good seeing you at roselandddddddd…your costume was hilarious! hahaha
Haha! Dude, you are nuts!
That was YOU????? My gosh! I was wondering where you were…and what you were wearing. Had no idea that was you. Anyhow…cool costume! You could have said hi, you know.
hahhaah that is so fucking hilarious
Love the costume JEff…VERY SEXxXy
hey…the pics look great. how do you come up with these odd costumes? my email is sharonchong@gmail.com
those movies are hilarious
lmao
ha tahts’ one sexi swedish chick lol. jus kiddin.
just droping one
the key to dancing like a total hooch: alcohol. and walking pandas would be the bomb… why walk a dog when you can drag a bear around on a leash?
dude i love your halloween costumes. just how much planning did all this require?
U know Weezy, u are quite the fellow. Everyone’s copying ur Club ettiquette and trying to take it as their own. Saw someone else that did that today so I left him a comment blasting him for plagerizing. He took the entry down. LOL. SEriously. He claims that he didn’t know who wrote it. Sure, but he posted it as HIS guide to clubbing. Sheesh.
dude just came by to leave some props… wanted to also say thanks, i took one of your entries before but didn’t know who wrote it until i had these 2 girls bitching at me like little taddle tales in elementary school trying to get me in trouble and yelling at me. anyways just wanted to drop by, say sorry didn’t mean to jack your stuff like that. love your content and your approach.