October 23, 2005

• Halloween!! Weezguy’s LEGENDARY FUNNIEST COSTUMEs (click the video clips, they are F U N N Y).

  
  

  edit: going costume shoppin this week, Sun is the 6th ave parade, anyone interested?

  
  

  After winning a contest here or there, it is that time of year again everyone is waiting for. This year, I am going to unveil my costume BEFORE the holiday parties. Come back Thurs or Friday when it will be REVEALED.  Anybody want to come over and prepare w/ me this year? What shall I be this year? Let’s recap previous years shall we?

  
  

    2001:  Skank Ho.  OMG this GUY was so drunk, look where he put his hands. I was soooooooo violated. I felt like a girl who thought the gynecologist was gay but wasn’t.

  
  

   2002:  Big Titty Cheerleader.  Let’s just say the PomPoms weren’t the only attention grabber that year.  I made it to Webster Hall’s Website that year. Where else can you dance HipHop and Trance, and have people cheer you on (and some drunk people sticking heads under my skirt)

  
  

   2003: Wonder Woman on Drugs:  Click this link for that entry.  I won the Supper Club contest that year. When a guy wears a bikini bottom made for a girl, he has NOWHERE to hide. I drank myself silly that night so nothing would get me excited haha.  Let’s just say, I have NEVER heard the N train so quiet that night.  I know people were staring at me from the corner of their eyes.  I have a movie clip of it here: Wonder Woman (on drugs) plays Dance Dance Revolution. Click HERE.  Be Patient as it loads.

  
  

   2004: Pregnant Hula Dancer: Click this link for that entry.  This costume required more physical work since the costume had to “perform” as well as be seen. I had to shake my pregnant abdomen for the world to see (tiring after 30 seconds). Plus I had fake boobs and flashed people w/ my coconut bra. While walking home after a party at 4am in Times Sq, I passed by a group of those black power groups. Needless to say, they were yelling about anger of the repressed African people. As I got closer, they ALL stopped talking and started staring at me w/ ANGRY eyes. I was really scared they were gonna jump me. But when I got really close, they ALL started cracking up. Who else can turn 25 black people from anger to laughter in a span of 15 seconds?  At the annual parade on 6th avenue, Camera crews filmed us, and I got stopped by 10 policemen (and woman) so they can take a picture w/ me. 2 links:  This link is the movie of the Halloween parade.    But the FUNNIER movie is this one:  ****Click HERE for Pregnant Hula girl doing her thing behind the scenes******.

  
  

  So 2005?  Where are you guys going this Weekend? Who wants to come over Friday and Saturday, dress up and walk around the streets (Times Sq was hilarious as people stared at me) before we go to the Weekend parties. And Also the Halloween parade.  I’m serious, this is more fun than the first time having sex w/ ur parents not around (not that I would know of course). So let me know whre u guys are headed. AIM or email me. I GUARANTEE you will have fun w/ me.

  
  

  Theme song (at time of writing): 1984′s hit movie GhostBusters and the #1 theme song by Ray Parker Jr.

  
  

  Ghostbusters…
  If there’s somethin’ strange in your neighborhood
  Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
  If it’s somethin’ weird an it won’t look good
  Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)

  
  

  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  If you’re seein’ things runnin’ thru your head
  Who can you call (ghostbusters)
  An’ invisible man sleepin’ in your bed
  Oh who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
  If you’re all alone pick up the phone
  An call (ghostbusters)

  
  

  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  I hear it likes the girls
  I ain’t afraid a no ghost
  Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
  Mm…if you’ve had a dose
  Of a freaky ghost baby
  You better call ghostbusters
  Bustin’ makes me feel good
  I ain’t afraid a no ghosts

  
  

  Don’t get caught alone oh no…ghostbuster
  When he comes through your door
  Unless you’ve just got some more
  I think you better call ghostbusters
  Ooh… who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
  Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
  Ah, I think you better call (ghostbusters)

  
  

  I can’t hear you…(ghostbusters)
  Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
  Louder ghostbusters
  Who you gonna call (ghostbusters)
  Who you can call ghostbusters…(till fade)

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