September 16, 2005

• To my xanga readers: STFU (haha j/k)

  
  

  “Weezy, when’s ur next entry? Weezy, hurry up. Weezy, I’m bored, hurry up and write.”  Aaahhhhhhhh, omg, can you guys just shut the hell up? Jeez. If I wanted to be nagged, I would have poured maple syrup on myself, roll myself around on some corn seeds, and go sleep in a chicken coup so hens will peck at my naked body all night, sheesh.

  
  

  

  
  

  This is a placeholder entry (kind of like bringing ur fat sister to ur prom,  you dont’ really want her there, but it’s better than going alone, and she wont’ care that you spent like $18.37 on her).  I wanted to break down and finally share my feelings w/ you guys.

  
  

  When I first got xanga, it was just something that losers do (you can read the cheap quality of my really older posts). Then I realized it can be therapeutic. But after reading countless Lame ass Xangas, I realized……… There are a lot of rotting crappy xangas out there, kind of like Doggy Poo, you glance at it, sometimes kick it, avoid it, but nobody really cares, unless someone actually throws it in your face.

  
  

  

  
  

  Well I hope someone threw this Xanga on ur face.  I try to make it funny, entertaining (content, sex, relationships, pictures [animated or stale], videos [especially my Halloween outfits]) But, I wanted to thank you, the READERS for coming by and enjoying.  I have heard numerous times, that some of my articles get floated around the office of various companies, and I’m glad everyone is enjoying.  I should stick all my Xanga entries in a folder and sell it as a book (hmm anybody want to sell it for me?)

  
  

  Those who know me, know I’m quite cheeky, but harmless. So come by, bring your mom (i know a couple of parents read my xanga), Vent, come say hi.  I won’t turn you away, no matter how ugly you are. And if you do ever run into me, come say hi. I’ve recognized some people by their Xanga names, but god knows how to pronounce their real one. But sad to say, I’m actually nice. shhhhh

  
  

  Thanks guys, for the patience. Give me feedback, and what you like, don’t like, or want to see.  And dont’ forget to read the other xanga, DearWeezy  http://www.xanga.com/dearweezy

  
  

  I LOVE you guys   

  
  

  Thought of the day: if you are a midget, stuck in a crowded elevator, does the elevator smell different to you than anyone else?

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