July 16, 2005
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Club Wars: Revenge of the Weez
Based on the large # of feedback I received on Weezguy’s Guide to Clubbin, I thought I’d share one experience I had last night. I went to Rumours on W3 and MacDougal (NYC, for those out of town). Being the cheeky mate I am, in order to stimulate conversation, I pretended to not know how to dance.
Illustration I drew for what happend last night
Due to pity or eagerness, she decided to teach me how to dance. At first I tried to mimic her moves (and pretended that I couldn’t keep up). She decided the best way was to just “groove” to the hip hop playing. Therefore, she turned around, stuck her bottom into my crotch and started grinding and dancing. Needless to say I was quite shocked. This was not very becoming, and NOT ladylike at’tall. Nevertheless she placed both of my arms around her waist, and then started gyrating, gravitating, excavating and oh yea, dancing. OMG, I felt like I was on a Rodeo. I was hanging on for dear life, trying desperately not to fall off this young mare. She was buckling, swinging, halucinating, exfoliating, whatever, every verb in the Oxford dictionary should be used, and at one point one of my arms lost grip (as shown in the illustration above). Not wanting to disappoint her, I wanted to show her that despite my fear of falling, I can tame the lass. I smiled, look pleasant, but inside my mind I was wondering if the Rodeo Clowns were going to come save me. For those who were at Rumors, if you saw a guy shaking, flinching, or looked like I had stars rotating around my head, that was ME. I didn’t know they had Six Flags in a basement.
Glow Stick?
On a side note, I did a really GEEKY thing. I purchased my own Light Saber. It lights up, makes buzzing sounds and clashing sounds. I decided to make a MOVIE, so click the link below, and make sure the Volume is on.
Did you enjoy the video link above? Feedback please.
Audio Background: Evil empire theme from the movie.
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Comments (59)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, luv the background music, then the entry, than da clip!
HAhahha u and your videos! more!! more!! +SMILE4+
LOL u did that to me once! hmmph! +BigPOO+
oh geez…umm….have much time on your hands? the light saber is pretty cool though. was the movie clip the british version? LOL. i like the regular one better. +WINK+ and “pretend” you didn’t know how to dance? ahahahahhaa…funny. you are funny!
you didnt end the story
omg!
Hilarious post. Love the light sabre
hahahah.. what a dork. =P +SMILE3+
Then come back and write something else 4me?
Thanks awaiting it.
Puhahahah…. Is that you Jeff? You had me cracking up!
Your stick is HOTT!!!!!!!!! +HEART+
come to think of it, i’ve never seen you dance. so you DO know how to dance??
your post is just too funny…
I guess that’s how she was RAISED! Good one with the pretend bit- you’re quite the comedian as usual. Can you do one with the scene where he goes “Luke, I am your fatha…..” +o_O+
at first im like…Hey..that’s kinda Cool…then i thought about it and LAUGHED MY ASS OFF…cuz u spent money on it!! =oP
haha watta dork! :)
you’re the biggest loser i have ever seen, yes.
to ur last question? yes.
HaHa damn man that shit was cool screw what anyone thinks……I want one in RED then u can make a new video fighting me +ANGRY+
i find myself revisitng ur site just so i can hear da empire music!
RoFLz…you are toooooooooooooo funny jeffina
love the video!
lols i enjoyed the video
light saber…no comment. haha. I couldn’t sit still when I watched Star Wars 3. It was the first and last time I ever do anything Star Wars-related.
Isn’t the “grinding dance” common in clubs?
I so wish I had been present to witness this event! +SMILE4+
hms..dont knows +-0-;+
o0ps i thought i proped the wrong entry
i think its cool that you like harry potter too! i’m guessing you have a tracker too? T T
yea… uhh.. nice light saber- hehe
nice pix
i will let you know when i come out, and hopefully u can find me,hahahhahahhah
hahahaha…hrmm maybe she was testing you….chicks do that down here, when wanting to dirty dance with someoen they test how whether or not ull get a hard on or not. pretty common in most rnb clubs in melbourne australia. esp for thsoe who wanan pick up. but many of the chicks jsut go up and kiss any guy these days for some reason. its liek a dare…lol
haha my bf got a light saba too! i went out and brought it for him. now all he does is pretends his alkinson how geeky lol
i tried to click on the video but not working. grrrrrrrrr
nothing wrong with getting your freak on! haha oh dear lord, i hope that you didn’t pull your groin muscle or something along those lines while dancin’ with this chick…
hey write about how guys react when girls are interested in him and/or when he’s interested in her. ok i’m annoying.. or is that on ur dearweezy one already? lol +AXE+
they actually have light sabers… didnt know that. u geek! hehe.
is that you in the middle of your profile pic
+=*(+What???! dont tell me that! players is where i hang when theres nothing to do, and it seems like thats been happening alot lately!! +ZzZ+
the face that i have to actually wait for you to do a xanga entry before we can go out is ridiculious. u should write an entry on the things that can get a guy to leave his apt within 5 minutes.
Haha.. thanks for ur comment. Surprisingly, I haven’t slept with that many people… I had opportunities, but I must remain a lady. +SMILE4+
U such a dork. haha j/k.
i love the movie that u make very nice!
Vicky~
lol…I guess you got raped huh…What corner were you 2 grinding? I believed I saw one guy walking funny…was that you
? hehe
Sorry Jeff, I’ll be San Diego on that day. Otherwise, I’d happily be ur date
wow…it never came to my mind that geting your tax back was really the govenments way of burrowing your cash! what a great conclusion to that. smart thinker!
sorry can’t make the party cuz i’ll be out of town. but keep me posted. thanks! your nips taste fruity.
met alot of nice people. hahahaha…nice to meet u too. =D didja have fun?
This is the MOST entertaining Xanga I’ve ever read (I just finished the What Guys/Girls Want series). I just subscribed
west coast is better!
gimme some time and i can bring up a better entry.. hahahaah my life is boring right now…..no excitement….
oops~ hahahahaha i didnt know i was under my brother’s xanga sn… hahahaha my bad….
Haha, nice. I can’t see your vid tho, bro…won’t D/L — all security in my browser(s) are off too…
BTW, not me — I’m scared shitless of cockroaches. Therefore, I couldn’t even kill icky bugs. True story…
PS: in that illustration, it looks like you’ve really stuck it to her….GOOD JOB!!!! SCORE!
you’re crazy, but i love you anyway. thanks for stopping by today! you’re a sweeti. so sorry i had to go though or else you could’ve stayed longer. anyway, hope you had fun. lovers you!
you know what? its not true. blondes dont HAVE more fun. they just GET more attention – sometimes negative, sometimes positive. it all depends but i have to say that i definately had to prove myself more with the blonde hair. you know. stereotypes and all. +SUN+
you know what? its not true. blondes dont HAVE more fun. they just GET more attention – sometimes negative, sometimes positive. it all depends but i have to say that i definately had to prove myself more with the blonde hair. you know. stereotypes and all. +SUN+
the butt in the crotch is the best part of any night at the club.
love the star wars video, and I can’t beleive im saying this, but that is a pretty sweet light sabers. A few of my ultra nerd friends have bought the Park Light Sabers. I think thats what it is called. Well anyways, I can’t beleive how much they spent on them… nuts.
I HAVE PLENTY OF PICS OF MY DOGGIE ON MY SITE.. USE HIM ONLY IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE NICE! HEHE laterz weezy
wow, a “line” like that actually works? crazy.
dude u got a ridiculous amt of fine lady xanga commenters. props.
ummm ..
thanks for ur opinion on my layout.
i look skinny in your drawing.
hey Weezy… thanks for the laughs… I was hella bored yesterday and this brought a smile to my face…