June 25, 2005
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Anybody want to Apartment sit for a week?
I need someone to water the plants (cactus), get my mail, make sure my place is safe for a week or so. Located in beautiful Union Sq. Includes gym, swimming pool, dvd and vcr collection, karaoke, dance dance revolution ps2, cable tv, high speed internet etc. etc. Walking distance to bars, clubs (webster hall, deep, plaid etc.) Next to all major subway lines. Must be trustworthy and clean.
edit: must be single, errr (don’t want people to bring their “activity” partners)
another edit: people been askin, yes it’s free, u dont have to pay rent
edit: Due to an unforeseen mechanical breakdown of my Air Conditioner, I had to pick someone who can be home during the daytime to let the repairmen in. Therefore my logical choice was a bartending friend of mine who works at night and free during the day, every day. Congrats, I hope ur enjoying my DDR. Thank you for the # of applicants, you guys are truly kind. It’s funny, girls want to stay only when I’m NOT around… arghh. Stay tuned and subscribe for weezy’s next apt sweepstakes.
Comments (40)
i would tell you to pick meeh, but i might eat your plants
i say pick a clean single female w/o any current male suitors…
Hey I’m reliable, clean, and with someone who’s 3,000 miles away. So there will be no “activity” partners in sight! Unless you have super eye sight… +o_O+
ooooooooooooh… me me me~!!!
dont you feel bad for me? i’m still at work from yesterday morning and i have to go all the way back to baysiddde~!!! =*(
booooooo why only singles? i wouldn’t do anything there!!!
+WINK+
ahahahaha….i’ll help you decide.
and in case you’re still worried about people doing the nasty at your place tell them you have hidden cameras.
hahahhah hidden cameras, maybe do a webcam so they’ll be embarrassed +THUNDER+
haha, thanks for leaving your 2 cents on my site about the really big pony polo shirt… i might hold off on buying it b/c it ain’t cheap! taking a quick browse, your site is hilarious! i love the entry below about clubbing in nyc… haha. oh and the reason why i put slutbag in my profile name? well, girls are so quick to call each other sluts over stupid shit, i took the liberty of cutting out the middleman and proclaimed myself a slutbag to save hoes the trouble of doing so. haha, jk. it’s a term of endearment… really, it is!
puahhah. i would totally if there was a big doggie that i could curl up, and cuddle next to!! or, even a kitty would do too!!.. mm.. do you have a fire place? and does your cable include playboy channel???
that would be alcohol, but you already knew that.
hi~ random props
http://www.wretch.cc/album/jennywu623
wow wat kinda house u live in with all those stuff??? alright back to my topic (hehe +PALE+) yea i know i should quit my job and find somethin that offers both, but the point u have to understand is even people with master degree now cant even find a decent job…. well at least u can offer me somethin that im lookin for hehe +PALE+ +PALE+ +PALE+
take care~
Vicky
U are SOOOOOOOO funny!!!!!!!
how much are you paying to apartment sit???
hey jeff…
here are some reasons why u should pick me~~!! +FLOWER+
i’m always at work til 12am, and have a 2 hr commute to the edge of L.I. in douglaston, queens where i live with my aunt and uncle +( – -)+. a partial reason why i stay at work so late is because i don’t have my own place, and i somewhat dread the commute. i’m also very neat and would love the chance to be in union sq. so i can chill at the b&n when i’m bored and buy my dinner at whole foods +KIMBOB+. i’m taking the GRE on 07/29 and the GMAT on 08/12, so it would be a great week to get peace & quiet so i can focus on studying. i’ve already hung at ur place several times, so i know how u live. i’m willing to clean it inside-out and would rather be watching tv and reading by myself than hosting a gathering. as you know, i’m single and a workaholic. although i enjoy long walks on the beach and late nights of clubbing, i am responsible and family-oriented.
i know there are a lot of candidates and you will use good judgment when deciding, but if someone is going to cry over this +T_T+ then i don’t care if i don’t get the apartment. even though this is the perfect opportunity for me, it’s just as good for anyone else.. however, if i can vote,
i vote for me..
denise +KiSS+
sympathy play, not a bad strategy, nice try, we’re all smarter than that haha +THUNDER+
holy moly…i really thought you had like 16000+ comments…and to think i was afraid that i would get lost in the shuffle…i don’t want to apt sit…but i +HEART+ your clubbing entry…hilarious!
omg if I was in the city, I would so apartment sit for you! your place is HOT
hey weezguy,
i immed u about it. if u got alot of ppl wanting to sit for u, then thats ok.
u might have some secret hidden camera videotaping me when i take a dump there or something. +o_O+
hahaha.. jk.
hey jeff… just dropping by to say HI! You should let me apt sit for you, since I just got out of the hospital from SURGERY and all… it would be really nice for me to just relax and enjoy your lovely amenities. +CANDY+
ddr. if i were to go, i would play ddr all day.
i’m truthsworthy but not clean, don’t pick me +SMILE4+
haha wow…everyone wants to housesit for u huh? thanks for the sweet comment. =)
YOU HAVE DDR?? I LOVE DDR keke
good seeing ya on saturday!! but it felt like the night went by so quickly!!
if you pick one of the girls, i’ll volunteer to help her water the plants.
Oooh.. DDR i wanna play!! +SMILE4+
hiya! i would like to housyy sit!!
you don’t need “cute” pictures. you have the real skills that can write (and illustrate)funny entries
whats the catch? jk.
me.
i work in union square. west. between 16th and 17th.
and i go to school in the city.
and ill hook u up with a facial.
pick me!
=P
i can do it!! but i can only do it til fri cos bf is comin down next weekend .. i miss ur DDR .. hmm why r u leavin ur apt for a week??
aww damn, i think i’m a little late huh? i would have enjoyed ur ddr
hehe i wanted to add one more to ur gazillion comments….but u tricked me~
I’m coming to the city next month… I’ll apartment-sit for you then =P
no… those were not at social club, at flo, ko, people’s, and earth
hahaha … im not normally this introspective. im just having a rough week with the cousin and other crap going on in my life.
why the hell is everyone trying to make my life miserable! its a conspiracy I tell ya!
and you made me do a double take with the # of comments …. very cute. very very cute indeed.
+PooStick+ … turd on a stick, Mmmmmm
dam, I wanted that job! +SMILE5+
you wouldn’t have picked me anywaz! I could’ve kept your place dust-freeeee
sweating in your apartment and playing DDR? awww…sounds like fun!